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Stormcrow
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 05 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 400 |
Posted: May 04 2004 at 11:53 |
You might petition for the broiled breast of weasel, freshly ripped from it's still quivering body. I've in the past found this repast strangely....... soothing. |
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dude
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: May 04 2004 at 12:08 |
IT IS NOW 1:46 AM IN THE MORNING MAY 5 2004 A NEARBY DOG BARKS TO MUCH!!
THE GODS HAVE A TASK FOR ME!!! |
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Marcelo
Prog Reviewer Joined: February 15 2004 Location: Argentina Status: Offline Points: 310 |
Posted: May 04 2004 at 13:46 |
Sometimes, go to sleep isn't a bad option
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 02:52 |
It is now 7:55 am - I'm at work faced by a desk full of paperwork, a large strong coffee & 2 bananas; a train passes in the distance & the station announcers voice drifts to me on the early morning breeze......
"Ladies & Gentlemen, the train standing at platforms 5 6 7 & 8 has come in sideways....." Funny old world, eh? |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 03:15 |
Yet another pin up for our senile member Dude Edited by Velvetclown |
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dude
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 07:20 |
AH YES GOOD OLD BRITISH RIAL!! NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MOTHER TERESA, THAT WOULD BE UNCOUTH!!! BRING BACK MARIAH !!!!! |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 07:41 |
Tra la la! Blah dee blah dee blah blah! Hum hum, whistle whistle, etc.
Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 08:14 |
No problem maintaining eye contact, then........
Hmmmmmm - I have a premonition, that for some reason, Peter will now (due to senility) think I have referred to a revered, dear departed lady....... dunno why. Edited by Jim Garten |
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 08:30 |
(^ Why does doddering, drooling old Jim think I will mention some unnamed woman?) Re Diana, an extremely wealthy mother of 2 died in a car accident. Sad, but fatal car accidents happen every day, and with just as much devastation to the lives of the families and loved ones. At least the princelings will be well provided for. Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 08:32 |
Ok how about a nude turtle then ....or a mock turtle. |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 08:39 |
If you take the hard carapace from an armadillo, do you just get a vunerable dillo?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 08:40 |
Ha! Now that's amusing! We all cross the line sometimes, Mr. Corduroyclown. -- I do it regularly! (And I may just be about to do so now.) PS: I'll remove my indignant response when you remove your frilly pink pantaloons. Deal? Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 10:58 |
I'm sorry if my earlier post initiated this display. Barbara Streisand stands as an icon of virtue. Even to the tasteless.
Edited by danbo |
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dude
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 11:10 |
BE ASSURED THAT NO BLAME RESTS WITH YOU DANBO |
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 12:56 |
I've heard of being Tone-Deaf, but.... "I can scream clearly now, the Hair has gone." Edited by danbo |
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 12:59 |
No problem Mr Peter Outriding...I guess a pin up of the Pope in the nude is out of the question.
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Velvetclown
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 13:01 |
I guess you have not seen a Swedish woman naked before Danbo.
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Dan Bobrowski
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 13:10 |
Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 20:09 |
Ha! Now my ten-year-old wants to play! Most amusing piece of whimsy, old (denuded) bean! |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Peter
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: May 05 2004 at 20:11 |
Geez! Now the formerly almost-sane Danbo is going on about Har-monica (a mouth organ, get it?) Lewinski for no apparent reason! "Curiouser and curiouser," quoth the cat. Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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