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aqualung28
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Topic: Frank Zappas Birthday Posted: February 09 2005 at 22:23 |
OK, I realize I am three days early but I'd like to acknowledge the fact that Frank's birthday is on February twelfth. You may think it's pointless to randomly make a whole thread about it but he was a genius musically and otherwise so I'd appreciate it if you at least gave him some thought on his birthday.
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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maani
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Posted: February 09 2005 at 22:39 |
In honor of Frank, I'd just like to say: "Take your medications and your preparations and ram it up your snout!"  
Any other words of wisdom we can quote from Frank?
Peace.
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aqualung28
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Posted: February 09 2005 at 22:51 |
how bout "Playing guitar is like f**king, you never forget it" words to live by!
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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aqualung28
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Posted: February 09 2005 at 22:55 |
"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny"
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"O' lady look up in time o' lady look out of love
'n you should have us all
O' you should have us fall"
"Bill's Corpse" By Captain Beefheart
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maani
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 00:15 |
"dominus o'biscum, et in spiritu duo won't you be my sleazy pancake, just for saintly alfonzo they're so light and fluffy white, we'll make a fortune by tonight, they're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town."
Peace.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 03:30 |
"Here's a message for all the cute people in the world......there's more of us ugly ************s than you"
Rest easy, Uncle Frank!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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sigod
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 05:51 |
A personal hottie:
'One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that
people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do
not change people's minds.'

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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Syzygy
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 07:30 |
The world became a duller, less interesting place the day FZ died. I recently read a news story about a man who died after his wife gave him a sherry enema - perfect material for a catchy number in 17/12 time with a slight reggae accent in the instrumental break.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Velvetclown
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 09:17 |
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Alucard
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 11:59 |
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Velvetclown
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 12:47 |
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Alucard
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 13:09 |
May I introduce you to my mother?
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Velvetclown
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 13:16 |
Love yer mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 13:47 |

Jimmy Carl go back to your drums right now!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 13:50 |
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 14:11 |

OK , Jimmy Carl, that's better?, get some milk & some cookies you look exhausted!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: February 10 2005 at 14:14 |
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 11 2005 at 03:12 |
Well, that'll make a muffin better
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Alucard
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Posted: February 11 2005 at 07:19 |
The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks:
"SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES BETTER. I FOR ONE CARE LESS FOR THEM!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk... let's try that again...!) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says:
"SOME PEOPLE... SOME PEOPLE LIKE CUPCAKES EXCLUSIVELY, WHILE MYSELF, I SAY THERE IS NAUGHT NOR OUGHT THERE BE NOTHING SO EXALTED ON THE FACE OF GOD'S GREY EARTH AS THAT PRINCE OF FOODS... THE MUFFIN

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Velvetclown
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Posted: February 11 2005 at 09:45 |
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