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dude 
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 Posted: April 14 2004 at 09:05 |
ITS an ANNUAL BATH NOW!!? WOW THINGS HAVE REALLY CHANGED IN THE MOTHER COUNTRY!!!  BY THE WAY...DONT GO WITH THE BADGERS THE AMERICANS HAVE A COUNTER WEAPON ....RADIOACTIVE BEAVERS !!!(THE ANIMAL KIND)
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 09:14 |
 dude wrote:
ITS an ANNUAL BATH NOW!!? WOW THINGS HAVE REALLY CHANGED IN THE MOTHER COUNTRY!!! BY THE WAY...DONT GO WITH THE BADGERS THE AMERICANS HAVE A COUNTER WEAPON ....RADIOACTIVE BEAVERS !!!(THE ANIMAL KIND) |
 Actually, Dude, there are no animals left in America: Danbo and his gun-toting, survivalist, born-again, First Amendment-thumping cohorts shot most of them. The rest fled to Canada. There are coyotes everywhere here now! Pesky, wily varmints!
(What say ye to that, my southern neighbours?)
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 09:20 |
COYOTES EVERYWHERE??WOW.THE ACME CORPORATION MUST BE GOING INTO 24 HOUR PRODUCTION!! 
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Peter
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 09:25 |
Yeah, the explosions alone are deafening!
(But how about that prog rock, eh? We may be irritating some of the more studious, serious types here with our incessant humour....)
Joke 'em, if they can't take a f***!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 09:30 |
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THERE ARE SIRIUS TYPES!!??
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 09:30 |
I say again - I think there should be a specific thread (probably padded, and clear of any sharp objects) where like minded individuals such as us can meet, make merry, and avoid pi  ing off our more serious bretheren
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The Owl
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 10:06 |
HOLY THREAD-HIJACKING BATMAN!!
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People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 10:41 |
What is that sticking up in front of Robin....... 
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 11:59 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Danbo - when will you ever learn that badger fencing is about as effective as a chocolate teapot; you should know that one air strike from the massed ranks of the British Suicide Pelicans, will reduce your dreams to so much rubble....... They are famous for their terrifying war cry of Mmnnff, Mmnnff, Mmnnff (well, you try screaming Tora Tora Tora with a beak full of dynamite!) and the musky smell of undigested fish which precedes all attacks - this could be the last thing you ever smell, so be warned.
Once the smoke clears, your cowering puny marines will be overwhelmed by 20,000 crazed badgers, all toting Uzis, and led by their awesome leader himself - YES! I Jim Garten, OBE, KBE, DFC & KFC, Prog-Lord, and Bearer Of The Royal Toilet Brush shall lead my troops personally into battle on my faithful war-donkey, Juliet - resplendent in diamante armour, peacock feathers, a Tupperware hat, and the severed heads of previous victims (my 2 pet mice, which stole into my underwear, never to return.....).
And as for you Peter, I was that one-legged lingerie model, and that was no accident (you should have had the rum tested, Petey boy.....).
I'm back,
I'm British, and
I'm still due that annual bath.........
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Ha Ha, silly Brit. You forgot about Great American President Ronald Reagan's "STAR WARS" technology. Chewbacca will shoot down your puny British Suicide Pelicans with our ACME proton excellerator. Raining zorgon laced Pelican feathers down upon your whimpy attack-badgers causing severe rectal bleeding and driving the misguided beasties to perform Hari-kari with their rusting Uzi's.
Once seeing the complete and total annihilation for the troops, the Mad Brit will turn his Tupperware covered cranium about and run, knock-kneed and keening, to the North where the rum-soaked Canadian foe will slap him silly with a goose feather and a jar of vegemite.
Once captured, the broken Brit will stand trial before visiting Magistrate, Sir Dude of the Austrailian Pelican Abuse Foundation. Sentencing will include Morrocan bunga-bunga Torture and foot tickling while being guarded by a Pavarotti look-alike dominatrix slathered in badger bile, quoting Zappa tunes and carrying several large cucumbers. 
Be sure, Brit, you demise will be slow and pointless. 
BTW
We've retired our Radio-Active Beavers to Las Vegas, sorry, Dude.
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Stormcrow
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 13:50 |
danbo wrote:
BTW
We've retired our Radio-Active Beavers to Las Vegas, sorry, Dude.
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Yes, unfortunately true.
Since the trend continues of a few mega-media corporations attempting to buy and control the vast majority of radio stations in the States and the even more unfortunate trend of computer automated, remotely programed FM music stations; there are simply fewer jobs available in audio broadcasting.
Hence, our beavers are simply not as active in radio as they once were.
And now a message from our sponser.....
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Joren
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 14:32 |
dude wrote:
THERE ARE SIRIUS TYPES!!?? |
No, I think there aren't...
You MUST be a little bit weird, too intelligent or just too diiferent when you're a prog listener.
On the other hand... Philippe can be very serious...
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 16:31 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
dude wrote:
ITS an ANNUAL BATH NOW!!? WOW THINGS HAVE REALLY CHANGED IN THE MOTHER COUNTRY!!! BY THE WAY...DONT GO WITH THE BADGERS THE AMERICANS HAVE A COUNTER WEAPON ....RADIOACTIVE BEAVERS !!!(THE ANIMAL KIND) |
Actually, Dude, there are no animals left in America: Danbo and his gun-toting, survivalist, born-again, First Amendment-thumping cohorts shot most of them. The rest fled to Canada. There are coyotes everywhere here now! Pesky, wily varmints!
(What say ye to that, my southern neighbours?)
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Hey Cunucklehead, The French have their Truffles, Brits eat fish and chips, Hindu's got the couscous, Canadians got bacon. Thankfully us American's got plenty of non radio active beaver. We'll never go hungry!!!
There's only 25-30 people left in the Great White North. Most of your hockey players left just so they have a chance to win the cup. We all know Canada Pro Teams SSSSUUUCCKKK. 
First Amendment? Yeah buddy. If it weren't for Al Gore, we wouldn't be having this conversation, bucko. He invented the internet. So backoff the America bashing Professor Rideout, or Chewy'll blast yer sorry wilderness off the planet. And Bryan Adams, too!!!!
And tell yer Australian kanagroo buster to watch his arse too. Han Solo and Luke are in orbit over the Great Barrier Reef as we speak.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 16:34 |
What the HELL is this thread about, anyway? 
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RobJ
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Posted: April 14 2004 at 22:37 |
I think my bro's gone insane... finally 
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Peter
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Posted: April 15 2004 at 00:33 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Posted: April 15 2004 at 00:39 |
(You do know what I mean by take care of him, don't you?)
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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dude
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Posted: April 15 2004 at 07:42 |
GENTLEMEN..........PLEASE!!!!! SETTLE DOWN OR I WONT LET YOU STAY UP AND WATCH CARTOONS!!!!
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Peter
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Posted: April 15 2004 at 12:15 |
 Sorry, Dad -- I mean Dude!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Stormcrow
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Posted: April 15 2004 at 13:13 |
dude wrote:
GENTLEMEN..........PLEASE!!!!! SETTLE DOWN OR I WONT LET YOU STAY UP AND WATCH CARTOONS!!!!
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Nnot even REBOOT 
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RobJ
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Posted: April 15 2004 at 14:07 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
(You do know what I mean by take care of him, don't you?) |
 you want me to off my little bro?
Isn't that a little severe when it's obvious he just needs his meds adjusted? 
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Hi Rob! Take care of the cherubic little nutbar for us, would you? I think that a few days away from work, the computer and coffee, listening to you practice the bass, by playing along with "Red" and "5G" by Bruford 16 hours a day, should just about do it.....