SILLY Lyrics Game!

onion3000 wrote: ....I'm Mandy, Fly Me...... (10cc)     still on a seventies kick....   'As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do...'   (must admit I didn't recognise my lyric - and I love this song!)

That's old Sparks -- This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us. (Next comes the chorus, I believe: "This town ain't big enough for both of us -- and it ain't me who's gonna leave!")

Great stuff, Bunion, and tres silly! Ron Mael wrote some clever, twisted lyrics!

Try this on: He didn't do the Mona Lisa -- that was an Italian geezer....

Jim Garten wrote: That'll be the master of English rudery, himself, Mr Ian Dury RIP "There aint half been some clever b*stards" How's this one then - "that was the sound of Roger's wah wah rabbits eating endives, very reasonable at this time of year" Sorry - very easy I know, but I'm at work & have little time to think of a bad 'un

"...and I'm standing here in Willesden Green, brrrr it is a bit chilly..." from 'Shirt' by the immortal Bonzos.

"...the story of your life in all its minute and tedious attention to detail and was is a Tuesday or a Wednesday? Who cares, I do not, so Norman if you're normal then I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life and baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen and insects and quotations from Now We Are Six through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head - so therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre."

But all this time, Velvetclown had been sitting on the fence, scowling!
sitting on the fence, scowling! Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of ta

Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk.
She thought herself far superior in intelligence to the others.
She was their leader, their guru. She had the answer

Jethro Tull-Passion Play

Try this:

 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A beer. (in my tree)
 On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two turtle-necks
 And a beer in a tree.

MarxNutz wrote: "...On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three french toast, two turtle necks..." Bob & Doug, The Mackenzie Brothers (Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas of SCTV fame) eh... Here's an easy one... the song sounds silly too, but i always liked it... "You got the money back, that's okay Who needs a Cadillac anyway I got the medicine, make you see the light Call me in Alaska if it all turns out right (Alright)"

That's from Gabriel's 1st album, isn't it? (USED to have it on vinyl. Wasn't that Excuse Me?

How about:

"There's evidence of settlements, and one-lane village streets.

Houses shops and little towns -- the framework was complete

By the ti-ime (of the Norman Conquest!)...."