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Shred Room 57: Spilling Soup On The Velvet Suit |
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progaardvark 
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 Posted: August 01 2024 at 04:31 |
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I was diagnosed with hotel counters.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 02 2024 at 16:41 |
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It's nice that this shred room has valet keys.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 06 2024 at 03:45 |
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For reasons I won't go into, poop is also a passport.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 10 2024 at 13:41 |
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The general consensus is that I am worth $15.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 13 2024 at 05:49 |
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I'm happy you like unrolling toilet paper.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 21 2024 at 09:54 |
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Go ahead and climb on me like I'm a millipede.
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Posted: August 22 2024 at 11:02 |
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The only thing of note I did in Mr. Kensey's class was poop my pants.
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Posted: September 03 2024 at 17:03 |
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It's strange that she showed up on the graveyard shift twice and never once said anything to me. I smelled like bleach and had holes in my pants.
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Posted: September 11 2024 at 05:35 |
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I sat in the back of my 8th grade biology class and messed up one opportunity big time. It was like farts coming out of my mouth.
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Posted: September 26 2024 at 10:16 |
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I'm glad my freckles have not come alive in conversation while I'm around other people.
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Posted: September 28 2024 at 16:09 |
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No one can explain to me the networks of underground pants on Pluto.
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Posted: September 28 2024 at 16:12 |
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I sniff only prebiotic books.
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Posted: October 04 2024 at 14:09 |
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You're hyperaesthetic like Zaphod.
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Posted: October 07 2024 at 09:44 |
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Try being more phylogenetically distinct.
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Posted: October 07 2024 at 20:04 |
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I’m deeply intrigued by esoteric celestial studies and honestly have detached from the view of the lights in the sky being giant spheres of gas… what do you think the lights up there are?
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Posted: October 08 2024 at 10:10 |
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Bowls of soup.
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Posted: October 18 2024 at 23:34 |
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Posted: October 22 2024 at 10:08 |
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I'm looking forward to my next career as a continental shelf.
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Posted: October 22 2024 at 20:57 |
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I am a lightbringer and my purpose in life is to share love and help people heal. To be able to do this, my soul had chosen to go through fire and come out rising like a phoenix.
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Posted: October 27 2024 at 14:08 |
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I'm an onion bag that they put yeast balls in.
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