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JD 
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 Posted: May 14 2023 at 14:28 |
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You know you're getting old when you buy glasses for every level of the house so you don't have to run up and down the staircase when your significant other pulls out their phone and says "Come and look at this".
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 15 2023 at 09:16 |
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You know you're getting old when you divide your mountain ranges with pretzel bags that are nondeterministic polynomial-time complete and you throw your Turing machines in a clothespin manifestation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 17 2023 at 04:12 |
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You know you're getting old when you put a hole in your sofa and all the fake Murano glass falls into it followed by all the postage stamps of the world and then they tell you that you can't have mashed potatoes anymore.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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moshkito
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Posted: May 17 2023 at 07:01 |
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Hi, You know it is getting bad, when you hear your "mom" say ... "I'm going senile" and at 85, she still manages to do a corporate tax return a month or more. Or in my case, wake up in the morning and you are dizzy as heck, and all you can think of is how many women have said the same thing for another reason! Seems normal to me ... we start with "nothing" (nekkid and all!) and end up with "nothing" ... sort of like the wheel goes around full circle!
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 19 2023 at 11:22 |
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You know you're getting old when you get your toenails done by a bumblebee and the cake frosting is screaming integers into your nose.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 06 2023 at 10:09 |
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You know you're getting old when your fingernail clippings are being preserved in toploaders and your brain is on speed dial to the forest calculator department.
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JD
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Posted: October 06 2023 at 16:42 |
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You know you're getting old when @progaardvark's posts make perfect sense to you.
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Posted: October 09 2023 at 04:14 |
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You know you're getting old when a second-moment matrix adapts a sufficiently small pair of pants into a cruise ship fool of doorknobs, popcorn machines, and blob operators.
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Posted: November 13 2023 at 14:56 |
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You know you're getting old when a gastroenterologist feeds you a complete set of 1990 Donruss baseball cards for your stomach to identify the error cards.
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lysariskye
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Posted: December 12 2023 at 13:58 |
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Everyone starts looking like they have IBS to you whether you have it yourself or not.
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My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
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