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I prophesy disaster 
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 Topic: You know you're getting old when...Posted: April 02 2023 at 18:23 |
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I'll start:
You know you're getting old when it's the middle of November and you're still not used to the new year. |
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No, I know how to behave in the restaurant now, I don't tear at the meat with my hands. If I've become a man of the world somehow, that's not necessarily to say I'm a worldly man.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 04:31 |
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You know you're getting old when you're putting dot products in the diaper machine and the sediments coming out of your vector tree are aeolian and colloidal.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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chopper
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 09:01 |
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You know you're getting old when when you read a post in ProgArchives and it has words and punctuation but you have no idea what it means.
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Cosmiclawnmower
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 14:04 |
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You know you're getting old when you have to get up to pee at least 4 times during the night.. and none of them are particularly successful or satisfying..
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 16:05 |
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You know you're getting old when you're traveling in a spaceship and you're 300 million miles from Jupiter and you still hit it and then your pants fall down.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Archisorcerus
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Posted: April 03 2023 at 16:43 |
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You know you're getting old when you're not daredevilishly bold.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 04 2023 at 16:25 |
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You know you're getting old when your pants pockets fill up with parentheses and you can fit your airport in a shampoo dispenser.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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ProkMan78
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Posted: April 06 2023 at 12:51 |
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You know when you first visited this place in 2007 (but lost the email)
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chopper
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 03:12 |
I'll just repeat what I said earlier in this thread.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 06:36 |
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You know you're getting old when all you do is post gibberish all day long and somebody actually notices.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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chopper
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 09:00 |
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suitkees
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Posted: April 07 2023 at 10:01 |
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You know you're getting old when you're on PA talking about "what is prog"?
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The razamataz is a pain in the bum |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 11 2023 at 10:27 |
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You know you're getting old when the dime bag bumper stock crashes into your homework pump leaving you with an apex of orange creamsicle twizzlers.
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Jeffro
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Posted: April 12 2023 at 19:14 |
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You know you're getting old when you have more hair in your nose than on your head
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We all dwell in an amber subdomain, amber subdomain, amber subdomain.
My face IS a maserati |
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Grumpyprogfan
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Posted: April 12 2023 at 19:31 |
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You know you're getting old when you walk-fart and you're proud of it.
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Psychedelic Paul
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Posted: April 13 2023 at 01:46 |
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You know you're getting old when.....
A Saga holiday sounds very appealing and a Club 18-30 holiday sounds like your worst nightmare. A Little old lady gives up her seat to you on the bus. Yes, that really happened to me recently!  The highlight of your afternoon is settling down to watch Gardeners World with a mug of Ovaltine. When you look forward to a dull evening in and a night out on the tiles is sitting on the patio. All you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age. It takes two attempts to get up from the sofa. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle and pop and you're not eating breakfast cereal. You sit in a rocking chair and you can't get it going. You sing along to the golden oldies muzak in shopping centres. All of the music legends you grew up with are now retired or dead.
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chopper
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Posted: April 14 2023 at 06:51 |
That was one of my worst nightmares when I was 18, to be honest.
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Nogbad_The_Bad
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Posted: April 14 2023 at 06:57 |
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Very good list Paul, actually got a couple of real chuckles.
A night on the tiles is sitting on the patio is so damn true.
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Jeffro
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Posted: April 17 2023 at 19:29 |
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You know you're getting old when ........................ what were we talking about?
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We all dwell in an amber subdomain, amber subdomain, amber subdomain.
My face IS a maserati |
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JD
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Posted: May 14 2023 at 14:25 |
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You know you're getting old when every fart in public is a profile in courage.
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