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I'm about to have more than three orgasms simultaneously. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 22 2021 at 03:14
Bad looking haircut? Call 1-958-079-0556 and read the memoirs of a Azerbaijani diplomat five weeks before the rest of the eastern mystical religions. 
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Ultra fancy cobble stone briefcase. 
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There are several blue flashes which both horrifying and arouse me. 
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Random. Bollocks. Erratic. Balls.
"Without prog, life would be a mistake."



...with apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche
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Men make me cappuccino in the rain.
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My a****le continues to twitch.
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Your solos make Brother Onion happy.
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I want to thank you for inventing mathematics.
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I have hope that a whale will fix my tub.
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The wizard knocked on the door and returned our poops back to us.
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I'm the arabian sea whether you like it or not. 
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #59: "Sell hams."
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In this year's Pinking Shears Annual :

- Eliza P. Welch: Grandfather of the Sawtooth Iron
- Han Dynasty Bronze Springwork
- The Secret History of Asymmetric Teeth
- Matt Jefferies and the Future of Pivoted Blades

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Unusual fortune cookie messages #59: "Sell hams."

That's quite lovely.

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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Unusual fortune cookie messages #59: "Sell hams."

That's quite lovely.


THe Mrs. thought so too. 
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If you are trying to suggest the dumbest thing possible, you can certainly consider yourself a success. 
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It makes me wish for a helmet. 
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I can project myself through the stars and the rainbows and the lightbeams. 
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Remember who wanted to take you to San Franciso. 
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