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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: December 04 2021 at 03:09 |
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I'm going to tell you you look beautiful in that dress.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 03:12 |
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Dragging it though the mud.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 03:45 |
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Tonights primetime lineup:
8PM: Is Gadhafi Hiding On The Moon? 9PM: Inkblot Sonata (Starring Errol Fuiijili, Ernest Sap, & Elleanor Ashtbury) 11PM: Music Of The Streets (Featuring Get Hepatitis, Bags Full Of Butchered Villagers, Guitar Solo, & Pete Hampton & The Valley Girls On Meth Jazz Sequoia Farms)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 04:01 |
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All my soup belongs to you.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 08:59 |
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I keep having to swerve around shower stalls on the A229.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 08:59 |
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I still can't get the internet on my millstone.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 09:00 |
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To be a duke, you need to know how to pee in cursive in the snow.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 09:01 |
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The moon is feeling more gubernatorial than it used to.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 13:55 |
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There was just so much masturbating.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 14:11 |
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We bathed in thorns.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 15:51 |
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Let's be more situated in chicken pot pie.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 15:55 |
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The best toothpaste is made from neutron stars.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 17:19 |
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Take a Mindful Moment: The Apple Smartwatch's Play for Your Conscious
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 18:29 |
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There is joy on the moon.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 18:30 |
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Bad calendar ideas #66: erotic scar tissue
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 18:45 |
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If Stephen Hawking lied to us 32 years ago about how black holes decay he avoided forever being sent to the naughty ramp.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 20:41 |
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I've dropped the radish.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 04 2021 at 20:42 |
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Ice is cold in alleghany.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 05 2021 at 00:09 |
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In this month's issue of Your & Other Men's Scrotums : - Low-Hangers or Wallbangers? - Onion Balls: The Best Home Remedies - 9 New Painless Shaving Techniques - Majel Barrett's Favorite Bulges Edited by Atavachron - December 05 2021 at 00:43 |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 05 2021 at 01:27 |
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The drippings have been collected.
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