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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 26 2021 at 15:39 |
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We're surrounded by crab cakes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 26 2021 at 03:32 |
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There are just too many holes in this penis.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 26 2021 at 02:47 |
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Racial decays.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 26 2021 at 02:40 |
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There is fun to be had in the backwoods if you aren't afraid of copper pipes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 26 2021 at 02:31 |
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Some king of the tickled rectum.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 21:25 |
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Something about the way the bidet caresses my a****le, reminds me of your mother.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 21:10 |
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Invariably, horse cocks.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 20:30 |
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A good vacuum will inhale a breakfast burrito.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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They told me to start at zero and add by two over and over until an odd number appears.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 18:14 |
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Almost, but read it again out of focus with your screen submerged in gelatin, preferably pumpkin flavor. (Do not attempt at home or anywhere.)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 16:59 |
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An intervention is an invitation to bolster the popularity of plums.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 16:51 |
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Bad Calendar Ideas #16: Azerbaijani Homosexuals In Seersucker Suits
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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My hassock keeps getting all gothic in my face.
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This carrot has more legs than the 5:15 bus from Kalamazoo.
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The goal is to get as many crumbs stuck in my nose as possible.
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I launched into a trot when the spin cycle started.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 25 2021 at 03:26 |
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somebody always find the rectum,
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Man With Hat
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Fool's Gold in cellophane
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Man With Hat
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Solve mysteries with hummus.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 24 2021 at 20:21 |
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Put a foot in the way.
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