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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 16 2021 at 13:56 |
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Before I asked, I ate an entire tablecloth.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 13:56 |
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Your puzzle is my corned beef.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 13:57 |
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I'm mobile with a toothbrush.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 14:48 |
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Getting shot in the stomach while purchasing toiletries is the new american dream.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 15:04 |
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Jennifer won the Australian open in '29 and was never notable again.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 16:29 |
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Missing main blade, no scissors spring, bone covers cracked, tools difficult to open, dangerous closing action, extensive corrosion. Other than that this would be a great pocketknife for a child! |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 16:45 |
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Wrapped around a tree? Call 1-952-048-9065 and start by watching all of them masturbate on hidden cameras just like when they were in Germany!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 16:53 |
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My Penis is Your Penis: Post-Virus Sexuality and the New Social Morés |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 17:00 |
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Tonight's primetime lineup:
8pm: Did Robert Fulton Create Transgenderism? 9pm: Sunday Night B-Movie - Dawn Of The Dung Suckers 11pm: Music Of The Streets (Featuring Robert Boner & Tiggy Saggin, Bombing Gaza, Slither Into The Mist, & George Tennafly & The Bare Back Bakers Of Tucson)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2021 at 17:03 |
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Oops...that's sodapop!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 03:24 |
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The bellboy graduated to being a valet.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 03:33 |
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May it always be sunny in your most important Ljubljana.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 07:13 |
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The armpits of toasters.
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 07:14 |
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Remember when we had heaps?
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 07:14 |
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Juicy basement doors.
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 07:15 |
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Running into first, my butt started to burst.
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 13:43 |
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It's a French press with a dead mouse inside.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 14:27 |
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The essence of Timbuktu is in this biscuit cake.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 14:44 |
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A surefire way to ensure encapsulation.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: May 17 2021 at 16:21 |
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At home we eat foam.
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