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    Posted: April 23 2021 at 08:56
Here lies Dick, he was a prick.

The razamataz is a pain in the bum
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 08:56
Here lies Donald Duck
He was very popular
But he forgot to f**k.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 09:03
Here lies Boris Johnson
His lies got him choked
But there are more if you want some.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 10:05
Here lies suitkees
He loved prog, but
Britney Spears ended his prog days.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote rushfan4 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 10:15
Here lies Donald Trump.
And he lies over there too.
And yet another lie.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote someone_else Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 10:22
Here lies Mark Rutte,
    Dutch dictator.
Those bound for hell
    will see him later.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 13:24
Here lies Putin
A Siberian bear cut him up
While he was on a footing.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TCat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 23 2021 at 14:51
Here lies Alfred E. Neuman.
They say he was Mad,
But I called him Dad.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 24 2021 at 14:59
Here lies Alpha Front Fossil.
Iron silent distressed sugar tank,
Algorithm tube barks math stank!
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 25 2021 at 07:14
Here lies Ted Cruz
Because he stood for nothing
Even Canadians hate him
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 25 2021 at 08:15
Here lies Prog
We tried to kiss it new music in
But it remained a frog.


Edited by suitkees - April 25 2021 at 08:44

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TCat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 25 2021 at 10:02
Here lies Matt Gaetz
Dumb as a board
and as plastic as a disposable spoon...
That's the best we can say about him.


Edited by TCat - April 25 2021 at 10:03

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 25 2021 at 10:10
Here lies Arnold Schwarzenegger
He definitely won't be back
Trust me
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 26 2021 at 09:12
Here lies Yes
They fought till the end
but their fans couldn't care less...

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Here lies John Doe.
"Who?" you ask;
And we say "Exactly".

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 27 2021 at 14:54
Here lies Archimedes of Syracuse
He had his Pi but it gave him no leverage
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote suitkees Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 02 2021 at 02:09
Here lies the ultimate Pink Floyd poll
Many voters mourn
But the Show Must Go On

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