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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: November 16 2020 at 21:58 |
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One of us is going to lose his anus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 16 2020 at 22:08 |
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Bone in ribeyes, 33% off until thursday.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 02:50 |
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Don't assume I'm assuming.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 03:08 |
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Several bodies were found floating in town's water supply yesterday.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 04:22 |
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We don't see squirrels often.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 09:36 |
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Let's eat the end table.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 10:02 |
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Mahogany stains are said to contain copious amounts of fiber.
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TCat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 10:05 |
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Coaster fanatics prefer rings around their collars.
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TCat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 10:06 |
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Has Saturn rubbed rings with Uranus?
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TCat
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Climbing ladders on the town's water tower while carrying a dead body can be physically challenging.
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Man With Hat
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That's etiquette for you.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 14:56 |
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I hate to sell you into servitude but this is a capitalistic society.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 01:47 |
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If you come that close again be sure to shoot.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 02:31 |
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Conclusions are like Applebees'...full of holes and not spunky.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 05:09 |
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My triceps are crisp with underpants.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 05:11 |
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Pick me up and put me in the hamper.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 05:12 |
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I'm discouraged by truncated kitchens.
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 05:12 |
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I spent hours combing over his spreadsheet of parrot vomit.
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TCat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 09:19 |
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Interviewer: What is the name of your next album?
Greg: I Don't Know Interviewer: Are you saying you don't know what it will be yet? Greg: I Don't Know Interviewer: Ah now I get it. The name of the album is "I Don't Know". Now things are starting to get somewhere. I'm glad we finally cleared that up. Is this actually going to be your first non-greatest hits album? Greg: I don't know. Edited by TCat - November 18 2020 at 09:20 |
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TCat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 09:21 |
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If you knew what was going to happen, why didn't you write it then?
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