Prog Britannia - Album Reviews

INCOMING!!! A burst of machine-gun percussion opens fire on "Butter Queen", a storming hard rocker all about the real-life groupie Barbara Cope who was known to spread it around amongst the rock fraternity. It boggles the mind what she used to do with a slab of butter and it's probably best left to the imagination. Barbara was intimately acquainted with the Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin, and Robert Plant once said of her, "Whatever happened to the Butter Queen? She got cheap and started using margarine," so maybe butter really IS better than marge after all. Tragically, Barbara Cope died in a house fire in 2018 at the age of 67 when she was overcome by smoke after successfully rescuing her 93-year-old mother, but the legend of the "Butter Queen" lives on forever. We're getting all Dazed and Confused now to the sound of some thunderous Led Zep- style power-riffing with "Daze", another sonic blast from the past with Gunnery Sergeants Paul & Adrian Gurvitz blazing away in a take-no-prisoners, rapid-fire Rambo rampage, backed up by some powerhouse drumming from Lance Corporal Mike Kellie. The power trio of Three Man Army sound like they're armed and dangerous and ready to rumble. This blitzkrieg album should come supplied with camouflage cream, combat fatigues and Meals Ready to Eat (or MRE's in army jargon), known derisively by army grunts in the field as "Meals Rejected by Ethiopians". FIRE IN THE HOLE!! Take cover and batten down the hatches because there's no let-up in the incredible pace of this album as the Gurvitz brothers unleash another fast and furious fusillade of fire with "Another Way". It's a real Stormbringer of a song with a syncopated funky Rock groove, featuring sudden dynamic bursts of guitar riffing sounding not unlike machine-gun fire, which is no less than what we've come to expect from the Three Man Army of romping, stomping stormtroopers. This dynamic British trio are about as likely to perform a weepy romantic ballad as the proud British navy are likely to name their next magnificent aircraft carrier the HMS Vulnerable, but hang on a minute, what's this..... ATTEN-SHUN! Stand at ease, because it's time now to take a breather as there's a complete change of pace for the title track "A Third of a Lifetime", ironically recorded two thirds of a lifetime ago. It's a beautifully lush instrumental piece featuring gorgeous guitars and vivacious violins, designed to take the listener on a magic carpet ride before ascending the Stairway to Heaven. This lovely musical extravaganza may not have the benefit of vocals, but this epic sweeping soundscape will surely inspire you with a Whole Lotta Love. It's as romantic as a candlelit dinner for two at an exclusive restaurant, only without the annoying little Spanish waiter serenading the courting couple with his third-rate flamenco music, when all they want to do is pay him to just go away and leave them alone. There's another instrumental "Nice One" to round off Side One now and a very "Nice One" it is too, featuring pounding sledgehammer drumming and heavy blues guitar riffing, and be prepared for some stratospheric guitar glissandos too. Those effects pedals and amps are turned up to the max with enough guitar reverb to send the music soaring, swirling and echoing higher up into the heavens than a Eurofighter Typhoon!

Opening Side Two now is a song that's so good, the band named it after themselves. Yes, it's "Three Man Army", another solid slab of pure unadulterated hard and heavy Rock, only this time, it's locked and loaded with a powerful anti-war message, as these lyrics reveal:- "I came a long way from my home town, at 16 years of age. They told me that I'd be a brave man, and killing's all the rage. Why should we stand here and fight? No one seems to know, and no one seems to care." ..... Give peace a chance, although there's no chance of peace breaking out any time soon when the Gurvitz brothers are out on the rampage with their twin blitzing guitar attacks. The sonic assault on the eardrums continues with "Agent Man", featuring the familiar trademark machine-gun delivery we've come to know and love by now from the riff-meisters. This is guitar heaven! If the Gurvitz brothers haven't yet stunned you into submission, then have a listen to "See What I Took". This song is incredible! On the surface, it might appear as a typical slice of early 1970's countrified Pop, but lurking just underneath the surface like a predatory shark are some pounding killer guitar shredding solos which are just waiting to rip the song to shreds. This is like Grateful Dead meets Black Sabbath. You really have to hear it to believe it! If your eardrums are in need of a well-earned rest after that all-out sonic attack, then the penultimate tune "Midnight" makes for a very pleasantly laid-back instrumental interlude, featuring some simply sublime organ soloing and soothingly mellow guitar leads, demonstrating that there's more to the Gurvitz brothers than just storm and thunder hard rockers. Three Man Army are going out in a Blaze of Glory with their final song "Together", which is sure to delight fans of Led Zeppelin and the Moody Blues together. This rousing 7-minute-long epic combines the Mellotron magic and majesty of Nights in White Satin with the rip-roaring anthemic glory of "Stairway to Heaven". It's a tremendous album highlight to close this stunning album, and if the other nine blazing songs are all glowing stars in the galaxy, then "Together" is a brilliant supernova!

Prepare yourself for the storming Gurvitz Blitz of Three Man Army! Their thunderous Led Zeppelin-inspired Hard Rock is guaranteed to lift you out of a Black Dog depression and inspire you with a Whole Lotta Love. If you're left feeling Dazed and Confused and Trampled Under Foot following four months of lockdown during this frightful Chinese Virus year of 2020, then this uplifting album will take you up the Stairway to Heaven. "A Third of a Lifetime" was recorded two thirds of a lifetime ago, but The Song Remains the Same through the passing of the years for their timeless brand of Rock & Roll. Three Man Army are tooled up with bandoliers of thrumming power chords and heavy percussion ammo, so expect No Quarter as they rampage and blitz their way through ten sonorous songs. If you're lucky enough to find this rare album Over the Hills and Far Away in a record store, then that will be a Celebration Day!