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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: April 23 2020 at 22:54 |
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I came down and find my Jesus inside the portal guns.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 23 2020 at 23:07 |
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Can we figure out why the pancakes are always three inches too thick?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 03:07 |
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That's why we needed you to be here by 2:00PM.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 03:34 |
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Getting it in the bum? Call 1-976-804-9929 and lose all sense of self before the new dawn awakens the spirits of the past inside of you.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 06:16 |
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In Every Dog House a Cat Flap
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 06:18 |
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Let there be nouns
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 06:19 |
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Buddha, put down the fork for a minute.... jeez
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TCat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:22 |
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Jesus loves your cat but he thinks you're a bore.
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TCat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:24 |
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Spiritually reawaken thyself because Jesus wants you to take the wheel for a change.
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TCat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:27 |
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Gravy drenched armpit hair is currently required to self-isolate due to dangerous moisture levels.
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TCat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 09:28 |
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Inject yourself with mustard. It won't help anything but what can it hurt?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 13:44 |
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The hungrier your Allah, the more polyps they are expected to find.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 13:59 |
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The bassline reminds me of a lacrosse summer league.
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 14:22 |
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In this month's issue of Good Poops : - The Ideal Viscosity - Yellow,Tan,Brown & Black: What Your Fecal Coloration is Telling You - Inside CoproCon 2020 - Patrick Stewart Talks Public Number Two's Edited by Atavachron - April 24 2020 at 14:23 |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 14:44 |
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Don't need to chew it.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 14:51 |
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Sea monsters don't like toasties.
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 15:19 |
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Interlocking fingers deep within my jeans makes me happy my girlfriends are holding hands.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 15:25 |
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Every deity like a sunburn.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 15:35 |
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I'm always washing your hands.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 24 2020 at 15:35 |
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Please continue unheeded.
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