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progaardvark 
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
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Points: 52887
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 Posted: February 10 2020 at 10:22 |
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I now have a ring of twisted ear buds around me because of me cheesecake organ.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52887
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 10:24 |
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I smell like microdots.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 13:47 |
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Let's become the huge nude.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 13:49 |
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The halls of justice are being overrun by out of control ferrets birthed from slime ball masses.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 13:52 |
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Once again Frank looked in dismay realizing that Gretchen forgot to toss the salad. This is the last time he would be caught inviting the boss to dinner.
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TCat
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Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 11612
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 13:53 |
Torque the carrot peeler.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 14:14 |
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#1 hits of the 10s #13998: Semen In My Teeth - Jada Clums & Dina Deena
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 10 2020 at 14:28 |
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It prevents me from gesticulating.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 02:14 |
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Transient peaks.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 02:48 |
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I scoop up the lanterns.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52887
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:41 |
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Troubled by flies, I unpacked a 500-count box of plastic spoons and made a highway out of them.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52887
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:42 |
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I have a notebook where I have recorded the length of each of my farts over the last 25 years.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52887
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:42 |
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Bring the noses and I'll bring the ironing boards.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Special Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 52887
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:43 |
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I think this might be too much material for the subfield pipe.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 10:49 |
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Elephants seem to get all the attention while hippos go unnoticed.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 13:53 |
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I didn't mean to be Heliogabalus, I just kind of fell into it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 11 2020 at 14:08 |
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I've been hidden from view because of my large erection.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 02:33 |
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I'm not sure which seat is mine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 03:06 |
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Six hundred and forty-three thin mints and not a waterpipe!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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TCat
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin
Joined: February 07 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 11612
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Posted: February 12 2020 at 09:31 |
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With so many songs already titled "I Love You", can't you think of an alternative title for the song about your sock monkey's affair with your horny dog?
Edited by TCat - February 12 2020 at 09:32
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