European Tour

I was lying in bed listening to Radio LUXEMBOURG and feeling HUNGARY. I went RUSSIAN downstairs into the kitchen to CZECH the fridge to see if there's any TURKEY left over. I found some but it's covered in GREECE. There's NORWAY I'd eat that! I decided to have a full ENGLISH breakfast instead. I had FRENCH fries, DANISH bacon, SCOTCH eggs and WELSH rarebit made with IRISH sausages. I managed to POLISH it all off and had a nice PORTUGUESE wine to FINNISH with. I MOLDOVA what to do next....... I needed to summon up some DUTCH courage to go shopping at ICELAND in the pouring UK RAINE. I need some ITALIAN pizzas, GERMAN sausages & SWISS cheese. I also needed to call at the greengrocers for some SPANISH Onions and SWEDES. While I'm in town, I'd better buy some BELGIAN chocolates for my LATVIAN sister-in-law Toni's birthday. My jokes at the expense of the LITHUANIANS always       leavES TONI Amused. I remember when we used to call her mighty neighbours to the east "Russkies" during the Cold War, which was a light-hearted way to laBEL A RUSsian. I mustn't forget to book my skiing holiday in the AUSTRIAN Alps while I'm out. Over the southern border in SLOVENIA, I've heard there's currently a ban on immigration, although it's not a totAL BAN I Assume. I called in at a coin collectors while I was in town to have some old coins valued, although the chances of the coins actually being ROMAN I Always knew were slim. My girlfriend Gari and I are planning to go out to a posh restaurant later with forMAL TAble settings and where reservations have to be made well in advance. Gari is a very pretty girl and during our recent holiday in IstanBUL GARI Attracted the attention of many male admirers. I don't want to be late getting home tonight or I'll miss the MONACO Grand Prix. I also wanted to catch up with the latest Trump news on the Fox News Network, which has lesSER BIAsed reporting than the other major American news networks.

Edited by Psychedelic Paul - September 16 2019 at 08:39

I just write them for fun. There's a lot more themed messages to come, including Classical Composers, Fruit Salad, Mixed Herbs & Spices, Mixed Nuts, Mythical Creatures, The Solar System and the Zodiac. I also specialise in writing themed messages made up of song titles by an individual artist. A dedicated music site seemed like a good place to begin posting them.

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I'm a newbie here and I may have posted this in the wrong forum, so I wonder if a PA admin would kindly transfer this blog over to the "Just For Fun" forum for me. Thanks!