Forum Home Forum Home > Topics not related to music > Just for Fun
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - If Prog Rock Bands Were High Schoolers...
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Topic ClosedIf Prog Rock Bands Were High Schoolers...
 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
A_Flower View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 18 2015
Location: 2112
Status: Offline
Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Topic: If Prog Rock Bands Were High Schoolers...
    Posted: November 22 2015 at 17:38
Yes - Very nice kid who is kind to everyone
Genesis - Yes's best friend
King Crimson - Weird boy who is misunderstood but is actually really cool
Pink Floyd - Popular kid who really isn't that cool
Rush - Popular kid who really IS cool
Jethro Tull - Strange artistic boy. Not too many girls like him. Everyone thinks he's on drugs but he's not
ELP - Precarious smart*** who needs to stop showing off
Van Der Graaf Generator - Heartbroken nerd
Mike Oldfield - Creepy kid who is obsessed with The Exorcist
Frank Zappa - 11 year old genius who skipped Middle School and is still very immature.
Camel - Your usual stoner
Gentle Giant - Adnormally tall student who was held back twice but is very kind at heart
Rennesaince - Really hot girl who everyone is in love with
The Moody Blues - Drug dealer who also loves poetry
Le Orme - Atractive and romantic Italian student
Magma - Confused French exchange student
Dream Theater - Quarterback of the football team
Porcupine Tree - Kid who has had a rough past but is very nice

That's all I can think of right now. If you have any more post them!
Back to Top
Icarium View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar
VIP Member

Joined: March 21 2008
Location: Tigerstaden
Status: Offline
Points: 34055 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 17:47
Supertramp - genious hipster girl attending Glastenburry each year while wearing Wonder Woman outfit.

Edited by Icarium - November 22 2015 at 17:47
Back to Top
A_Flower View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 18 2015
Location: 2112
Status: Offline
Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 17:49
Alan Parson's Project - Nerd who really isn't that smart, he just cheats off of everyone's papers
Back to Top
Polymorphia View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: November 06 2012
Location: here
Status: Offline
Points: 8856 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 18:03
Originally posted by A_Flower A_Flower wrote:

Yes - Flower power
Genesis - Yes's boring friend
Pink Floyd - Popular kid who really IS cool
Rush - Popular kid who really isn't that cool
Jethro Tull - Hairy hobo that hangs around the outdoor basketball court
Fixed. 
My Music
Back to Top
A_Flower View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 18 2015
Location: 2112
Status: Offline
Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 18:32
Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by A_Flower A_Flower wrote:

Yes - Flower power
Genesis - Yes's boring friend
Pink Floyd - Popular kid who really IS cool
Rush - Popular kid who really isn't that cool
Jethro Tull - Hairy hobo that hangs around the outdoor basketball court
<span style="line-height: 1.4;">
Fixed. </span>


I'm ok with all of this except Rush and Pink Floyd
Back to Top
LearsFool View Drop Down
Prog Reviewer
Prog Reviewer
Avatar

Joined: November 09 2014
Location: New York
Status: Offline
Points: 8642 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 18:54
Can - That guy who listens to Daniel Johnson and Half Japanese.
Hawkwind - The local stoner king.
Uriah Heep - The local D&D dungeon master.
Voivod - The local rivethead. Big fan of Brave New World.
Back to Top
Polymorphia View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: November 06 2012
Location: here
Status: Offline
Points: 8856 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 19:39
Univers Zero– Goth
Comus– Occultist
The Mars Volta– Dude into all the hard drugs
Godspeed You! Black Emperor– Dude who gets way too riled up over politics
Battles– Computer nerds
Henry Cow– Kid with cool socks
Death– The neckbeard (Great band but someone had to say it)
Klaus Schulze– Art club painting prodigy
Orthrelm– Kid with stutter
My Music
Back to Top
A_Flower View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 18 2015
Location: 2112
Status: Offline
Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2015 at 22:54
Electric Light Orchestra - Really nice boy who still can't find a date
Roxy Music - The school pervert
David Bowie - Bi-sexual party kid who loves dressing in costumes
Kansas - Cool country kid
Procol Harum - The kid who is really silent about it but knows all the answers before anyone else
U.K - An older kid who thinks he is a role model but he's not
Tool - The scariest and meanest person in the school
The Nice - ELP's sister who is basically a girl version of her brother
Focus - Little Dutch wimp who gets beat up a lot
Phideaux - Cool athletic girl
Back to Top
Icarium View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar
VIP Member

Joined: March 21 2008
Location: Tigerstaden
Status: Offline
Points: 34055 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2015 at 03:21
Nektar - hipster dude with a facinating for anything Phillips K Dick and Al Gore climate fanboy
Back to Top
Icarium View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar
VIP Member

Joined: March 21 2008
Location: Tigerstaden
Status: Offline
Points: 34055 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2015 at 03:24
Ulver - norwegian previous scary Black metal fan/band practisiouner, later å dude wearing elf costumes and fetisj for minimalist art.
Back to Top
A_Flower View Drop Down
Forum Senior Member
Forum Senior Member
Avatar

Joined: April 18 2015
Location: 2112
Status: Offline
Points: 1199 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 30 2015 at 18:19
Aphrodite's Child - Greek boy who loves Greek Mythology but is also Christian and could possibly worship Satan
Comus - Little girl who reads teen vampire romance books
Brian Eno - Really shy kid who never speaks
Kraftwerk - French prodigy who has gotten too many speeding tickets
Back to Top
Tapfret View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin

Joined: August 12 2007
Location: Bryant, Wa
Status: Offline
Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2015 at 05:40
Jethro Tull - The janitor 
Radiohead - The guy who everyone is trying to convince us is a high school student but is clearly not a student at all.

Bandcamp
Back to Top
BaldFriede View Drop Down
Prog Reviewer
Prog Reviewer
Avatar

Joined: June 02 2005
Location: Germany
Status: Offline
Points: 10261 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2015 at 08:28
Embryo - an exotic beauty who is an ecologic activist
Guru Guru - a guy who constantly changes his outfit drastically
Roxy Music - a guy that constantly overdresses
Tangerine Dream - the computer wizard
Gong - a soft-heart anarchist on drugs
The Residents - a surrealist artist kid
Rush - a guy with great potential but a chronic underachiever
Yes - a misunderstood poet
Van der Graaf Generator - a bipolar guy who occasionally attempts suicide
Amon Düül 2 - an anorexic girl on drugs


BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
Back to Top
Magnum Vaeltaja View Drop Down
Special Collaborator
Special Collaborator
Avatar
Honorary Collaborator

Joined: July 01 2015
Location: Out East
Status: Offline
Points: 6777 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2017 at 10:37
First thing's first: prog bands are not the whole high school; they're just the nerds! LOL

Yes - Actually moderately popular, but he's quite reserved and effeminate. Perpetually happy and easygoing, though.
Genesis - Obnoxious theatre kid who's also in the glee club.
King Crimson - Studious kid who gets great marks across the board, but is very quiet and reclusive. All the other nerds respect him, even if he doesn't talk to anyone.
Pink Floyd - One of the more popular kids in the school, and is only really associated with the nerds because he gets good marks.
ELP - The complete horndog who fails spectacularly in all his advances, which he attempts to remedy by going even further over the top the next time around.  
Jethro Tull - The guy that all the other nerds see as a tough, rugged outdoorsman because he has a patchy beard and wears flannel all the time, but has never lived outside of the city and would actually be completely inept in any real survival situation.
Van der Graaf Generator - Very smart and creative, and a budding artist, but most people see him as melodramatic. Has probably cut himself in the past.
Camel - Meek and unassuming kid who took a bong hit back in middle school and hasn't quite recovered yet.
Henry Cow - Only 15, but he already graduated a while ago and is now taking graduate level math courses. An absolute prodigy and genius, but socially inept in the extreme.
Gryphon - Dork who dresses up at the local Renaissance fair.
Rush - Freshman who idolizes all the older nerds and tries to be just like them, but simply can't pull it off. Also has a really high pitched voice because he's only 13 and hasn't hit puberty yet.
when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down



This page was generated in 0.578 seconds.
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.