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A pop song from the animated movie "Sing". Well, there's a song called "Venus". Well, there's a part were whe sings "I'm your Venus", but well, first time I heard in in the soundtrack I sort of heard "I'm your penus"... of course I knew I heard wrong, though.
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For years on end I was under the impression that Fish sang "Drowning in a liquid sea on the Piccadilly line, rat race" on Marillion's Fugazi rather than "Drowning in the liquid seize on the Piccadilly line, rat race". Knowing Fish's predilection for poetic turns of phrase, I thought "liquid sea" was a terribly unimaginative literal metaphor.
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Back on mid 80's rock radio, it was impossible to avoid Aerosmith, Van Halen, and Bon Jovi.   Every forth song!  I despised it, so I didn't pay attention.  I mistook  the lyrics, " You give love a bad name"  for "You need a love Band-Aid".
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Points: 1455 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 13 2017 at 08:01
Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

I believe everyone is familiar with this one:
 
Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded by the Light
 
Actual: Revved up like a deuce
 
Heard: Wrapped up like a douche
 
Listening to the song, I still don't think there is any way he isn't singing "douche"

Me too! Just like Hendrix sometimes singing, "excuse me while I kiss this guy," no doubt MM sang it that way on purpose...
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Queen's Keep Yourself Alive sounds like "Jesus of the line"

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Destiny's Child Independent Woman.

Actual lyric "Ladies it ain't easy being independent"

I heard "Ladies it ain't easy being INTO SPANDEX"
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I always hear "You masturbate so high" instead of "You must have been so high"
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From Our Song by Yes..

"There's method in the KFC...."
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^ Autobahn is a superb album. Especially the last 2 tracks, which recall the spectacular Ralf & Florian album. My heart lies with the mind-blowing debut, with the fluoro Orange workman's cone (or 'witch's hat'......)
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Originally posted by JD JD wrote:

Fahrt, Fahrt, Fahrt auf dem autombahn

they actually sing "wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n auf der Autobahn" meaning "we are driving, driving, driving on the autobahn". they leave out the "e" in "fahren" ("driving") which is quite common in colloquial speech


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Points: 8614 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2017 at 03:22
Originally posted by Pastmaster Pastmaster wrote:

Originally posted by Meltdowner Meltdowner wrote:

Originally posted by Pastmaster Pastmaster wrote:

Not really a bad mishearing, but before I realized they were singing in German I used to think Kraftwerk was singing "Fun, Fun, Fun in the Autobahn". LOL
It isn't? Shocked

Nope, they're singing "Drive, Drive, Drive in the Autobahn" in German. Tongue

News to me as well

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Abacab title track chorus. The word Abacab has always sounded like "I'm a c*nt" to me.

Moody Blues, Peak Hour sounds like "Freak Out!"

Deep Purple, Highway Star. "Ain't nobody gonna take my cow!"

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The Eagles .......
For decades - 'Gonna be a PARTY tonight, party tonight.......I know........'
Why is the singer so cheerful and whoa yeah cheering sh*t about a f**king heartache.......?? Sounds like they're celebrating...............what a croc..........
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Originally posted by TheGazzardian TheGazzardian wrote:

In Games Without Frontiers, I thought the female voice was saying, "She's so Funk-u-ler" instead of "jeux sans Fron-ti-ers"

I just listened to this on youtube earlier today. I always thought it was "she's so popular." Smile
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I was listening to Arena's Medusa yesterday and decided to look up the lyrics because I heard "belladonnic ears" for a long time and knew it was wrong. It's actually "belladonna kiss".
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Points: 18446 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 22 2016 at 12:38
Fahrt, Fahrt, Fahrt auf dem autombahn
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Points: 1774 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 22 2016 at 11:17
Originally posted by Meltdowner Meltdowner wrote:

Originally posted by Pastmaster Pastmaster wrote:

Not really a bad mishearing, but before I realized they were singing in German I used to think Kraftwerk was singing "Fun, Fun, Fun in the Autobahn". LOL
It isn't? Shocked

Nope, they're singing "Drive, Drive, Drive in the Autobahn" in German. Tongue
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Everything Damo Suzuki sings Big smile
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Points: 305 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 22 2016 at 03:58
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Original lyrics:
Came back from a party
which is to be as foretold

Misheard:
Came back from a party
You choose to be a butthole

It really sounds like that!

Edited by Skalla-Grim - March 22 2016 at 03:59
"4/4 - That's 5/4 minus one." - Don Ellis (1934-1978)
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Originally posted by Pastmaster Pastmaster wrote:

Not really a bad mishearing, but before I realized they were singing in German I used to think Kraftwerk was singing "Fun, Fun, Fun in the Autobahn". LOL
It isn't? Shocked
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