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progaardvark 
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 Posted: July 28 2016 at 10:31 |
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In this moment I am not sure what to do now that my lawn mower is stuck in my anus.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 28 2016 at 10:42 |
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In this moment I am a public park that is made of magic and navy beans.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2016 at 04:22 |
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In this moment I am an isolated incident.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 29 2016 at 07:06 |
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In this moment I am all the letters that come after Z.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 29 2016 at 08:42 |
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In this moment I am the drinking cup full of poison for someone who wants to commit suicide.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 29 2016 at 10:54 |
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In this moment I am the proud owner of the biggest bladder on the East Coast.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 29 2016 at 11:20 |
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In this moment I am incontinence disguised as performance art.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 29 2016 at 12:43 |
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In this moment I am a lost transcript in a Vietnamese mailbag.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 30 2016 at 14:13 |
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In this moment I am the origin of humans according to ancient Sumerian texts.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 30 2016 at 15:38 |
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In this moment I am the tip of the condom being used in a homoerotic bathhouse three miles off the new jersey turnpike.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 30 2016 at 16:30 |
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In this moment I am breaking news.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 30 2016 at 17:10 |
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In this moment I am swimming towards a sewage drain.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 31 2016 at 03:09 |
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In this moment I am my favourite porn star.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 31 2016 at 12:34 |
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In this moment I am a burnt piece of cheese covering a small piece of rye toast.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 01 2016 at 05:38 |
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In this moment I am the ultimate waifu.
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 01 2016 at 07:10 |
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In this moment I am the stomach of Antarctica.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 01 2016 at 08:40 |
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In this moment I am a tricky pickle.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: August 01 2016 at 10:14 |
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In this moment I am the sock that finds its way into the gas tank of a 1975 Cadillac Eldorado.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 01 2016 at 10:37 |
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In this moment I am the tick of a nervous anus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: August 03 2016 at 04:30 |
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In this moment I'm a terrible, inhuman screech.
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