Off At Tangents: Reticulum Sonata 88

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When you die, die with dignity, not screaming into the abyss with wet trousers. 

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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 11 2016 at 18:53
	When you die, die with dignity, not screaming into the abyss with wet trousers.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 11 2016 at 18:57
	Pay for my culture, including this nose ring.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 11 2016 at 19:51
	Shut me up with small beans that remind me of San Francisco.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 11 2016 at 23:25
	Monks brought the dres25
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

HemispheresOfXanadu Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339	Posted: May 11 2016 at 23:42
	"There's no place I've known. There's no place I've known. There's no place I've known." Dorothy chanted, clicking her heels. Years of experimenting with the ruby slippers had taught her this trick, which granted her nigh immortality. Passing the early years got boring, but gave her the time she needed to plan her next life. So far she'd mastered dozens of sciences, worked countless careers (some more practical than others, such as that one time she grew up to be an exotic dancer) and seen so very much of the world. And she remembered it all. She remembered in so well, that she figured within three more lives she'd figure out a practical means of eternal youth. America in the early 1900s was lovely, but she was sure the future would bring the greatest wonders of all, and she planned to be a part of them.
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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 12 2016 at 00:27
	The only maps I have still have Zaire on them.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 12 2016 at 00:29
	Unusual fortune cookie messages #7: "Foster the environment for stiff defecation."
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 12 2016 at 00:32
	The fountain of youth was found in Dnipropetrovsk.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 12 2016 at 00:37
	Anemone corrosive.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65707	Posted: May 12 2016 at 02:31
	He was known affectionately in the Hasidic crossdressing community as Lewis the Hot Jewess.
	"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

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	Mustard Fingers of the Floating Magenta Steeplejack
	"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 07:52
	And, after signing the papers, I belched very loudly.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 07:56
	Soil is really poop when you consider how many animals have lived on the Earth in its 4.5 billion years.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 08:05
	Dig your nose out of your pockets.
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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 12 2016 at 10:09
	Sacks of blown diffusers.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: May 12 2016 at 10:10
	Do you feel the moonlight?
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 10:26
	Who's in the mood for making a turntable large enough to play Saturn's rings?
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 10:32
	I would only run for office if they allowed me to fart in to the microphone in the House. More than once, of course.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 10:33
	Rosalee made toast out of five loaves of bread and then laid the toast from end-to-end on each step of her house.
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progaardvark Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 52987	Posted: May 12 2016 at 10:36
	It takes years to master the skill of having poops come out of your butt in the shape of little animals.
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