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Posted: April 30 2016 at 14:13

A seismic reaction to tuna salad.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 14:16

Glowing reviews are to a large anal sore as losing your colon in a welding accident is to:

a) a fist fight with Gore Vidal

b) two semi-large hammers hanging in the window of a church

c) an experimental guitar trio

d) being buried alive between 2 and 18 feet underground

e) nose hair

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 15:16

I didn't want to mention the expedited shipping rates.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 15:52

Man With Hat wrote:

Glowing reviews are to a large anal sore as losing your colon in a welding accident is to:

a) a fist fight with Gore Vidal

b) two semi-large hammers hanging in the window of a church

c) an experimental guitar trio

d) being buried alive between 2 and 18 feet underground

e) nose hair

b, but only if by semi-large you mean 'semi-truck sized.'

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 16:13

There's a graveyard in my brain.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 16:13

Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu

HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

Glowing reviews are to a large anal sore as losing your colon in a welding accident is to:

a) a fist fight with Gore Vidal

b) two semi-large hammers hanging in the window of a church

c) an experimental guitar trio

d) being buried alive between 2 and 18 feet underground

e) nose hair

b, but only if by semi-large you mean 'semi-truck sized.'

Like a bread loaf.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 16:41

Man With Hat wrote:

HackettFan wrote:

Man With Hat wrote:

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Should I be offended?

Surely not. I just have this thing where I get my letters switched around.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 18:49

Blandest copious mechanisms.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 18:50

I've congealed around the obelisk.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 19:57

Insemination is nightfall.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 22:11

I love everyone the same. Not at all.

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Posted: April 30 2016 at 22:45

In this month's issue of Lou Ferrigno's Penis ;

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 00:16

I wish I had that when I was a young man.

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 00:17

It was a bird, presumably a red tailed hawk.

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 00:18

Bad calendar ideas #72: John Travolta Drunk In National Parks

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 01:38

Eat to prevent gangrene.

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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 04:22

I was a teenage attack helicopter.

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 09:38

Belief was created by the government.

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 09:40

Life transcends apothecaries.

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Posted: May 01 2016 at 09:43

Unusual fortune cookie messages #193: "If you suck life's teat, be prepared for an avalanche of post doctorates."

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