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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:26 |
Atavachron wrote:
It's really very simple, try to pay attention--
Counter-recalibrate but do not over compensate each geometrically alternating tangential bushing and gently rotate at a 103.7 degree angle in a non-askew nonperpendicular kinetic so that all eighty-five blue nubs are showing but not ejected and every other purple nub is suspended making sure matted threads indicate a fully retained portum fitting and injected exportation without violation of Chisolm Act, Article 459 of US Patent Code Vb-802 77 DS12.
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...lemon curry?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:26 |
This isn't the tax code I needed to violate.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:29 |
One, two, three, four, al.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:31 |
Oft forgotten saints #2811: Gilrli, the patron saint of open toed sandals, protective eyewear, and the number '67,047,228,913,002'
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65268
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:36 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Atavachron wrote:
It's really very simple, try to pay attention--
Counter-recalibrate but do not over compensate each geometrically alternating tangential bushing and gently rotate at a 103.7 degree angle in a non-askew nonperpendicular kinetic so that all eighty-five blue nubs are showing but not ejected and every other purple nub is suspended making sure matted threads indicate a fully retained portum fitting and injected exportation without violation of Chisolm Act, Article 459 of US Patent Code Vb-802 77 DS12. |
...lemon curry? |
Yes.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65268
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:51 |
Pecan-sensitive tendril watcher.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65268
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 00:53 |
You're pretty.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 08:37 |
Henry removed the toilet and installed wheels. After several days of rolling around the house, Henry realized that it would have been just as easy pooping wherever the urge occurred to get the same result.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 08:38 |
I went into my nose and found all of my pillows and a car I previously thought was stolen.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 08:41 |
Corbin removed all of the mushrooms and then the crust lifted itself off the Earth.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 08:44 |
Barry bought 124 shirts from the latest sale at KMart. He glued them all to the ceiling of his living room, ran outside and rolled around in the yard for 2 1/2 hours, howled at an orange hassock, and then stuck Q-tips in every orifice he could find.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 08:46 |
Manfred couldn't resist the dare and filled up his toilet tank with a 40-lb. bag of concrete.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 10:07 |
Undermanned power stations around a quiescent countryside.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 10:10 |
Why be alive?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 12:00 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Why be alive? |
To watch reruns.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 12:01 |
I stuck the headphones so deep into my ears that I could smell scrambled eggs.
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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progaardvark
Collaborator
Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams
Joined: June 14 2007
Location: Sea of Peas
Status: Offline
Points: 51103
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 12:02 |
^Did they have sausages in them?
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---------- i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 13:28 |
Bubble me up some sorbet.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 13:33 |
Snort forks.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: April 04 2016 at 16:49 |
You must shut up to kill me.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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