American Proto-Shred

tfw glad I never have to worry about asking a girl out on a date again. I totally and absolutely sucked at it.

though I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the occasional thrill of falling in love.  But I'll take the comfort of married life.  A successful marriage, at that.  An unsuccessful marriage is something I hope I can avoid.  That would be worse than anything.

i see no reason to ask a girl out ever

Part of me feels like asking a girl out would be super easy and all you have to do is be honest and straight with them but the other part of me knows i have no idea what i'm talking about and am full of sh*t.

I was always reasonably okay at asking a girl out - but when we went out, I went so far out of my way not to appear the least bit threatening that I never ended up getting anywhere and the gril would either lose interest in me quickly or we'd enter the Friend Zone, never to return.  No risk, no reward - that's the lesson learned.  By the time I was in my early 30s I figured I had nothing left to lose and I made a very sudden an unexpected move on this gril I'd known casually for about a year.  Turns out she had recently "given up trying" too, and just let it happen.  And now she's my wife.  The cool thing about marrying late is that I'm so much older than all the parents of my kid's friends, so I get to feel experienced and distinguished, which is BS but I like at least pretending I'm more experienced in life.

Looks like the shred is blue 

no those are downvotes

i like in held twas in i and also happy birthday again chris, how was it

As far as I know you can walk around in the woods without paying any money for it.

tyre