Picture the scene (True story)

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   My Wifes friend had decided to go out for her 40th, she was to go to several pubs then on into Town (Manchester)....That was the plan, but after having a nice time in the pubs - the concensus of opinion was (as they are wimmin in the 30-45 age range) that clubbing was less appealing than being invited back to the birthday girls house for some nibbles and wine. So home they went.
They got into the hall and the hostess told the five/six women to enter the lounge whist she went for a quick pee... She comes down the stairs to hysterical laughter and all her friends peering round the lounge door........
She peers in, her husband is in a reclining chair facing the big 50 inch television with a lesbian gash-lick in full technicolour detail whilst he is slowly masturbating - naked except for a pair of wireless headphones - through which he was listening to some very loud music.......
The question is - What was he listening to ??
P.S - My wife was in the party of wimmin...this is her tale

Edited by Swinton MCR

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Swinton MCR Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 19 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 848	Topic: Picture the scene (True story) Posted: December 16 2004 at 14:12
	My Wifes friend had decided to go out for her 40th, she was to go to several pubs then on into Town (Manchester)....That was the plan, but after having a nice time in the pubs - the concensus of opinion was (as they are wimmin in the 30-45 age range) that clubbing was less appealing than being invited back to the birthday girls house for some nibbles and wine. So home they went. They got into the hall and the hostess told the five/six women to enter the lounge whist she went for a quick pee... She comes down the stairs to hysterical laughter and all her friends peering round the lounge door........ She peers in, her husband is in a reclining chair facing the big 50 inch television with a lesbian gash-lick in full technicolour detail whilst he is slowly masturbating - naked except for a pair of wireless headphones - through which he was listening to some very loud music....... The question is - What was he listening to ?? P.S - My wife was in the party of wimmin...this is her tale Edited by Swinton MCR

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