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Smurph 
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 13:48 |
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Lets see what you're all made of.
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 13:56 |
Hair on teeth. I love shaving in my mouth. I couldn't possibly listen to Creed for a whole hour, let alone the rest of my life. Nickelback on steroids.
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Neelus
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 13:59 |
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Wow, I actually need another beer to think this over.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:02 |
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This was pretty easy for me. I chose "be addicted to tearing off your flesh and eating it".. I've been a habitual nail biter for my whole life, so this isn't too far a stretch for me.
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smartpatrol
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:03 |
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HolyMoly
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:14 |
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I suppose I could go with the Creed option if I also had a couple of knitting needles to stick in my ears and render myself deaf.
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Neelus
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:18 |
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Epignosis
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:20 |
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Autocannibalism
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twseel
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:28 |
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Definitely pooping. I really enjoy doing that, I would even like to do it more often if it didn't stink so much.
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HolyMoly
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:30 |
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It's not always convenient though.
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Smurph
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:31 |
 twseel wrote:
Definitely pooping. I really enjoy doing that, I would even like to do it more often if it didn't stink so much. |
You would definitely need rubber sheets. You'd end up pooping 10-16 times a night.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:32 |
Have hair on my teeth. That way I don't have to do/have the other things. I can just root them out and go out scot-free. 
I don't believe I've heard a note of Creed's music.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - August 14 2013 at 14:33
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twseel
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:36 |
Smurph wrote:
twseel wrote:
Definitely pooping. I really enjoy doing that, I would even like to do it more often if it didn't stink so much. |
You would definitely need rubber sheets. You'd end up pooping 10-16 times a night.
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I'll wear a super-elastic diaper, duhhhhh.
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Smurph
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:37 |
twseel wrote:
Smurph wrote:
twseel wrote:
Definitely pooping. I really enjoy doing that, I would even like to do it more often if it didn't stink so much. |
You would definitely need rubber sheets. You'd end up pooping 10-16 times a night.
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I'll wear a super-elastic diaper, duhhhhh. |
And you'll totally pick up all the girls that are into baby/scat/diaper play?
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Neelus
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:41 |
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Two girls one cup diaper.
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twseel
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:45 |
Smurph wrote:
twseel wrote:
Smurph wrote:
twseel wrote:
Definitely pooping. I really enjoy doing that, I would even like to do it more often if it didn't stink so much. |
You would definitely need rubber sheets. You'd end up pooping 10-16 times a night.
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I'll wear a super-elastic diaper, duhhhhh. |
And you'll totally pick up all the girls that are into baby/scat/diaper play? |
I'll pick up any girl with my fit body, which contains absolutely no unneeded fat because it gets cleaned out every 30 minutes.
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twseel
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:46 |
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Two girls one cup diaper.
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In a way that doesn't sound as nasty as a cup.
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Smurph
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:48 |
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Yea- at least you'd have an extremely clean Colon. In fact, you might need to eat extra food just to counteract it all.
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twseel
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:49 |
Smurph wrote:
Yea- at least you'd have an extremely clean Colon. In fact, you might need to eat extra food just to counteract it all. |
That would make it only better.
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manofmystery
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Posted: August 14 2013 at 14:55 |
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How much flesh would I need to get by?
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