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The Bearded Bard ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 24 2012 Location: Behind the Sun Status: Offline Points: 12859 |
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smartpatrol ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 15 2012 Location: My Bedroom Status: Offline Points: 14169 |
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We've had this thread for a little over two days and we're already on page 27 :)
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HolyMoly ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
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Well at least I have a conference call in 20 minutes that will help the time fly by.
![]() What kind of sucks too is that our neighborhood is showing another movie by the pool tonight, and by default I'll need to go through the hassle of setting up the projector and all that, and I've gotten so sick of the pool that it makes me physically ill to be near it. |
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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A man shouted frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
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lol
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HolyMoly ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
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Ha!
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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smartpatrol ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 15 2012 Location: My Bedroom Status: Offline Points: 14169 |
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pun
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Luna ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794 |
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If Cameron goes to bed at 5:30 AM and gets out of bed at 8:30 AM, how many hours of sleep does she get? Trick question, she doesn't sleep.
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A Person ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 10 2008 Location: __ Status: Offline Points: 65760 |
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Perhaps going to bed earlier would help her, but probably not. |
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Luna ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794 |
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I dunno k |
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We hired a breathing coach when we had our home birth. When my wife went into labor, I was to call the lady so she could drive here (she was two hours away). I dialed and got a generic cell phone voice mail message. I left my message, "My wife is in labor, and we're ready for you to come." An hour later, I called again, because it was getting more intense. "We are definitely ready for you to come by. My wife's in labor, dilated at 4cm, blah blah blah." All sorts of details. How about I was transposing two digits in the phone number? ![]() Someone, somewhere, got two very interesting messages on their cell phone. |
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Luna ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: July 28 2010 Location: Funky Town Status: Offline Points: 12794 |
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ture :3
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rushfan4 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66590 |
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Edited by rushfan4 - July 26 2013 at 14:16 |
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