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Originally posted by Roland113 Roland113 wrote:

...sheriff's deputies attributed cause of death as his having been smothered by the 50-year-old woman's breasts. Neighbors said they had heard the man screaming for the woman to get off of him.

Although at least one earwitness said it sounded like, "Brrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr-..."
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Originally posted by Roland113 Roland113 wrote:

One's girlfriend?

(1) After a 51-year-old man was found dead in Everett, Wash., in January with his heavier girlfriend (192 pounds) lying face down on top of him, sheriff's deputies attributed cause of death as his having been smothered by the 50-year-old woman's breasts. Neighbors said they had heard the man screaming for the woman to get off of him. 

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw130217.htmlhive/nw130217.html
Haha.  I remember a CSI episode like that from many years ago.  I think that the woman left the scene because she was too embarassed or something like that.
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One's girlfriend?

(1) After a 51-year-old man was found dead in Everett, Wash., in January with his heavier girlfriend (192 pounds) lying face down on top of him, sheriff's deputies attributed cause of death as his having been smothered by the 50-year-old woman's breasts. Neighbors said they had heard the man screaming for the woman to get off of him. 

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/nw130217.htmlhive/nw130217.html
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Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.
 
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Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.

Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.

Yes, and they were important for Zinfandel wines too.
I like a good Zinfandel.
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Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:


Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


SACRILEGE! BLASPHEME! OUTRAGE! Angry



On the other hand, I don't really care: I don't like wine.

You don't? Shocked. You just ruined the stereotype.LOL


Right now, I'm drinking cider.
I'm also watching a re-run of "E.R.", which gives me a good list of what can kill you in the USA. Blizzards in Chicago are on my list.
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Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:


Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


SACRILEGE! BLASPHEME! OUTRAGE! Angry



On the other hand, I don't really care: I don't like wine.

You don't? Shocked. You just ruined the stereotype.LOL
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Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:


Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.


SACRILEGE! BLASPHEME! OUTRAGE! Angry



On the other hand, I don't really care: I don't like wine.
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"Americans" would probably be the #1
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Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians.
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.

Californian wine is very good. better than some of the French muck I've drank.
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Edited by tamijo - March 21 2013 at 04:56
Prog is whatevey you want it to be. So dont diss other peoples prog, and they wont diss yours
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Hot air balloons 

It's an obsession, I tell you. An obsession.
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Originally posted by someone_else someone_else wrote:

Guns
Earthquakes
Rattlesnakes
Tornados
Hurricanes
... and Mountain Lions, and Coyotes. Don't come to Nevada.
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Libertarians. 
Republicans.
Truthers.
Tele-evangelists.
Creationnists.
Traffic in Los Angeles.
Californian wine.
Fox News.
That would probably belong to this thread: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=86657&PN=1


Edited by Dayvenkirq - March 21 2013 at 04:33
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