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Points: 2822 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 29 2012 at 18:37
Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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Points: 564 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 30 2012 at 13:54
Petho in Spanish. Poochy petho

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They call farts farts in my country. Sometimes toots. I call them Cameron.
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In familiar talking, it's said "Pet" (verb: pêter).

You can say "Vent" ("wind"), which is a little bit classier (but just a little bit).

Then, you have the very scientifical "Flatulence".

Kids say "Prout", so when we hear that the Romanian river called "Prut" is flooding, we have to struggle not to laugh in a very immature way.
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Points: 34055 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 01 2012 at 06:25
promp, fjert, fis, feis, fisi, fesi
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 11:39
The Last Airbender

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Points: 6632 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 11:48
Yoosoof !!! Is another word which refers to a smelly fart. You could call it a sub genre of farts, like Heavy prog.
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Points: 10665 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:21
Fis, fjärt, prutt, mök, skit, äggare, brakare...

So many variations.
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Passing gas. 
 
I had an uncle who always used to say that it was an "Elephant under the chair".
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Ass-sneeze.
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:38
Originally posted by smartpatrol smartpatrol wrote:

They call farts farts in my country. Sometimes toots. I call them Cameron.
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^ yee-gads ... When I heard my sister and her kids call them "bottom-burps" I resolved that my daughter would grow up calling a fart a fart.... ass-sneeze... how twee can life get... Disapprove
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Points: 10964 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 12:43
I've heard, "Making room for the main event" before.
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Points: 13382 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 13:01
"The best part of me gone", or "the best part of you gone."
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http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
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Points: 10841 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 03 2012 at 15:36
"Silent but deadly".

I like this one: "Spontaneous Combustion Ignition Process".
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