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Textbook 
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 Posted: May 30 2012 at 22:45 |
Why do French people call a horse a "cheval"?
Because they're speaking French.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 04:44 |
 Textbook wrote:
I would've thought it was pretty obvious that I didn't read your submission of the same joke, or I wouldn't have posted it myself. Dean: Mature. |
Why can't you just say "Sorry I din't see you posted the same joke"  A bit of good grace goes a long way.
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 04:47 |
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CPicard
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 05:55 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Textbook wrote:
I would've thought it was pretty obvious that I didn't read your submission of the same joke, or I wouldn't have posted it myself. Dean: Mature. |
Why can't you just say "Sorry I din't see you posted the same joke" A bit of good grace goes a long way. |
Now, it's okay, since I first called "thief", which was NOT graceful. Thinking about it, I should have written: "You, dirty, stinking, slimy joke thief! Give me ONE reason to spare your life from my most terrible angar, you empty headed animal food trough
wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and
your father smelt of elderberries." Also: "Knock knock! - Who's there? - Mozart! - Mozart who? - Mozart Ella!"
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:03 |
Knock knock "Who's there"? "Doctor" "Doctor Who"? "Listen pal...do you need medical attention or a Timelord"?
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:05 |
Why did the dodo become extinct?
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:08 |
What did the cow say to the philosopher?
"Moooooo"
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:09 |
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^the cow obviously had a low opinion of him.
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Textbook
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:25 |
A man walks out of a bar. The bartender says "Don't f**king leave me here to do the joke by myself you b*****d! Come back! sh*t... Um... OK... Uh, hi everybody. My name's Steve and uh, I'm the bartender here and I have this joke to do for you... um, just pretend there's another guy here... he'd be standing about here, just in front of the counter... OK and he says this thing to me... sh*t, what was it... I didn't learn his lines, I only learned mine... I know there was something about ducks in it..."
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:28 |
Knock knock "Who's there"? The man from the pub joke......let me in"!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 06:45 |
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Singing:
When an eel bites your arm
And it does you great harm...
...that's a moray
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Snow Dog
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 07:24 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Singing:
When an eel bites your arm
And it does you great harm...
...that's a moray |
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refugee
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 08:01 |
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You’ve got it wrong, Jim. Only bad jokes are allowed here. Yours is too funny.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
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presdoug
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What is another way to describe an angry chest? A cross dresser.
Edited by presdoug - May 31 2012 at 17:17
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 16:58 |
presdoug wrote:
What is another way to describe an angry transvestite? A cross dresser.
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You question should say "angry chest."
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 17:11 |
Epignosis wrote:
presdoug wrote:
What is another way to describe an angry transvestite? A cross dresser.
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You question should say "angry chest."
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That would be better, and therefor an inapropriate improvement on a "worst joke". So here goes for the funniest joke I know. A tomato walks into a barber shop... tumpty-dumpty do. The barber says "Hey red one" the tomato fiercely confronts the barber asking with an angry face and voice "Are you discriminating me" At which the barber replied "No, you don't have any hair"
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smartpatrol
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 17:17 |
Here's the funniest joke I know: What does a baby sound like in a microwave? Don't know. I was too busy jacking off 
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 17:21 |
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Sorry if i had been inappropriate in my joke. I changed it.
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tuxon
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 17:27 |
presdoug wrote:
Sorry if i had been inappropriate in my joke. I changed it.
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You had to change didn't you. You should leave things as they are, that's how God intended it.
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Textbook
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Posted: May 31 2012 at 17:36 |
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but cling film around his crotch area. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts." (If you laughed at this, die.)
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