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I recall the time I agreed to have sex with some girl in Canada via Omegle.
Oh man she musta been disappointed that next day.


Stranger: hiii

You: hey

Stranger: wsp

You: well, my penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Too easy!





Edited by JJLehto - January 07 2012 at 01:24
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

 

You: Its ok!

Stranger: 0k okOk

You: So uh you ever do acid? I just tried some like a min ago

You: waiting for it

Stranger: Yeahh rightah! I kniw

You: No really I was curous...im kinda scared. I hear itll happen in like 30 mins

Stranger: I know a guy who did acid and now he thinks he is a glass of orange juice

You: o f**k

You: wait...is this Ralph?

You: I know it is

Stranger: No god damn

Stranger: Behisjiqusud

You: ...OK Kevin. He always does that. f**k idk maybe its kickin in already

You: o sh*t

You: I hope not

You: aw f**k

Stranger: I dont belive ya! Watch out for colors chasing you and becoming non existant

You: its not ther yet but I have weird ideas like idk maybe its kicking in real soon



heh! I win

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I know a girl in Canada.

Brian... no, you didn't? Shocked

8 minutes in on Bossk's II is quite sweet.
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Can I avoid seeing men fapping on Omegle?

I don't want to see people.  Just annoy them with my words.
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< ="-" ="text/; =utf-8">< ="-" ="text/; =utf-8">.tk is the Internet country code top-level domain (ccTLD) for Tokelau, a territory of New Zealand located in the South Pacific.
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Well IRL it was some dude being an ass like me but I wanna believe somewhere in Canada some girl is horribly upset this guy didn't drive up to have sex with her like he promised. 
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Oh, it's just Ben then.
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Oh, I forgot about the growls on Bossk II.
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I've never seen people on Omegle.
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Surely people have webcams on there?
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I think you have to have a webcam yourself to see them though.
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God damn Mark is this you??

Stranger: lol I won't let your dick be dried :P , wanna see me squirt? goto "urbandOOtk" (you need to only place a . in place of OO)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I already grow bored of this.


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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

God damn Mark is this you??

Stranger: lol I won't let your dick be dried :P , wanna see me squirt? goto "urbandOOtk" (you need to only place a . in place of OO)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I already grow bored of this.



LOL


She must be cheating on me Unhappy
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I've met a mad person.  This is quite amusing.
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Even if this is someone messing around...this convo is getting weird
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I cannot seem to copy and paste my conversation.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 21

Stranger: f

You: Oh hi.

Stranger: canada

Stranger: hieeeeeeeeeeeee

You: 31/M/England

Stranger: whats up

You: How's life in Canada?

You: Not much. Just listening to music.

Stranger: wats ur name

Stranger: pretty good

You: Whatever you like it to be. ;-)

Stranger: well

Stranger: do u have any girlfriend

You: I have friends who are girls but not a girlfriend at the moment.

Stranger: im marrieed

You: Oh cool. :-D I hope to be one day.

You: Lots of my friends are. It's annoying.

Stranger: i am not satisfied with my hubby.............

You: Oh, why's that?

Stranger: u might know that

You: I might?

Stranger: yeah

You: Hmm, so he's not being good to you then?

Stranger: r u virgin

You: Nope. :-D

Stranger: i want to have

Stranger: .............................

Stranger: __x

You: I think I get your drift.

You: There's lots of guys around. :-D

Stranger: to tu gand mara rha hai kya

Stranger: jab baki se chudwana h toh

Stranger: tujhse kyun baat kar rhi hu

You: De Zeuhl Wortz Mekanik

Stranger: gand me mera lauda

You: Magma iss deh Hundin

You: That doesn't sound very Canadian. ;-)

Stranger: lauda leke nach mera

You: I wish I could understand you.

Stranger: byeeeeee

You: Later!

Stranger: gandu

Stranger: bhag ja maa ke ;aude

Stranger: bosdk

Stranger: motherf**ker

Stranger: dicksucker

Stranger: ???????????????????????

Stranger: bol bosdk

You: I just listened to Bossk.

Stranger: toh mein ka karu be...................

Stranger: gandu

You: Erm, yeah.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Hahahahahah random.
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OK I may end this soon before it gets too long and NSFW for PA

god damn this person is gunna win :(
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Epic James!

oh dear what did I do here?

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 22 m US but im into anything and anyone

Stranger: 16 f usa here

You: Cool where at?

Stranger: new york :)

You: Oh wow, New Jersey here

Stranger: oh cool :o

You: So how you doin?

Stranger: so into anything and anyone, eh?

You: well I prefer women

Stranger: okay :p

Stranger: I like older guys, myself

You: Well im not much older ha

Stranger: to me you are! :p

You: lol where in NY? The city?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: more upstate

You: ah

Stranger: binghamton

You: oh ok I know there

Stranger: oh?

You: Yes, I know of it. I live right next to Manhattan though a little far. We'll have to meet later :(

Stranger: heheh

Stranger: it's a long drive, but sure

Stranger: so, anyway

Stranger: are you horny? ;3

You: I am!

Stranger: nice

You: I need to get laid bad right now honestly

You: how bout you?

Stranger: do you like small petite teens? ;o

You: :O

You: sure!

Stranger: I could definitely go for a f**king right now ):

Stranger: I am, kind of a little slut, haha

You: hey its OK

Stranger: you could call me one and use me like one if you wanted ;3

You: :O you know how bad id like that??

Stranger: I like to submit

You: holy sh*t you sound awesome

Stranger: what would you do if you got your hands on me?

You: well...I kind of want to strangle a girl a little bit

You: not badly

You: but thatd be so hot

Stranger: :o

Stranger: sounds kinky

You: sorry too much

Stranger: no no!

Stranger: I would be up for it, haha

You: o damn! you sound like the sh*t

You: wish I knew you

Stranger: anything short of like, beating me

You: deff not!

Stranger: sounds good

Stranger: I did have one guy who wanted me to like, choke on his cock. Like deep throat him and then he held my face in crotch while I could barely breath

You: did you??

Stranger: yeah haha

You: ha! but did you like it?

Stranger: kind of, I started to get like, dizzy and disoriented and he let me breath again then

You: wow. you are one hot slut, I need a girl like you. to be good to

Stranger: haha

You: but also f**k the sh*t outta you

Stranger: be bad to me >:D

You: :D

You have disconnected.


Obvs a guy playing my game OR one narsty ass girl




Edited by JJLehto - January 07 2012 at 01:45
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This was you, Vomps, wasn't it?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 17 f

You: oh hi

You: 31/m/England

Stranger: are you married?

You: Not that I am aware of.

Stranger: listen, i know our age difference is so far appart but im horny, so do you want to sex char?

Stranger: *chat

You: Not at the moment, I have things to do in a minute.

Stranger: ugh fine

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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