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Dan Bobrowski 
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 Posted: November 17 2004 at 12:27 |
(Flash forward two hours... The king's boudoir)
The slow rise and fall of the pathetic puny chest beneath the stained satin sheet signals the depth of King Rideout's slumber. His wispy grey, liverspotted head rotates left while his dream state twitches the bulging eyes below their paper thin, pink lids.
The well muscled Danbo stealthily enters through the balcony door, left unlocked by Rideout's penguin servant, the spare change jingling in his pocket as he left. Imprisoned by the king, due to horrible algebra test scores, the hero has a score to settle.
Pulling back the sheet, and stiffling a laugh at the lack of kingly endowments, the bulging biceps contract as the king's form is lifting from his lounge. The king stirs, farts, and wakes with arthritic slowness. Rideout begins to open his wrinkled, livery lips and call for help. Danbo quickly shoves a soiled hankerchief into the maw and squealches the King's alarm.
Danbo carries the boney King to Cert1fied's hot air balloon and his face to face meeting with the revolts leader.... The Dentist.
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threefates
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Posted: November 17 2004 at 12:56 |
Well the Crimson Queen should be feeling right at home here, cause its sounding like a very gay community!  
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Certif1ed
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Posted: November 17 2004 at 13:57 |
 Velvetclown wrote:
Itīs only a model. |
Shhhhh 
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Reed Lover
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Posted: November 17 2004 at 18:47 |
danbo wrote:
(Flash forward two hours... The king's boudoir)
The slow rise and fall of the pathetic puny chest beneath the stained satin sheet signals the depth of King Rideout's slumber. His wispy grey, liverspotted head rotates left while his dream state twitches the bulging eyes below their paper thin, pink lids.
The well muscled Danbo stealthily enters through the balcony door, left unlocked by Rideout's penguin servant, the spare change jingling in his pocket as he left. Imprisoned by the king, due to horrible algebra test scores, the hero has a score to settle.
Pulling back the sheet, and stiffling a laugh at the lack of kingly endowments, the bulging biceps contract as the king's form is lifting from his lounge. The king stirs, farts, and wakes with arthritic slowness. Rideout begins to open his wrinkled, livery lips and call for help. Danbo quickly shoves a soiled hankerchief into the maw and squealches the King's alarm.
Danbo carries the boney King to Cert1fied's hot air balloon and his face to face meeting with the revolts leader.... The Dentist.
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James Lee
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Posted: November 17 2004 at 19:47 |
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We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
We are buliding a religion
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains
To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it
His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash
He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash
Now his hat is on backwards
He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business he is calling you "dude"
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sigod
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 06:58 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
Meanwhile, back on the Island of Abandoned Progholes, President-for-Life Rideout is getting rather miffed at the fledgling "nation" of upstart Newbies next door:
 "Keep sharpening those sticks, you worthless, cringing cowards," he imperiously orders his slack-jawed, starving minions, as apocalyptic visions dance in his capacious brain.....
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We shall set up an embassy in the Proghole capital immediately...
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Certif1ed
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 08:44 |
We must change the name of our land - I suggest
Eternal Land of Prog
(or Ethereal, Empirical, Evil, Hard-Edged, Ye Elven, or...)
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Peter
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 08:53 |
 I thought that stood for Evil Little Pinheads....
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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sigod
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 10:35 |
Elegantly Loose People?
That's me and my mates after a few drinks anyway. 
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 10:35 |
Extra Long P... Ah forget it Petey, you would just couldn't understand.
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James Lee
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 11:07 |
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Everyone Loves Peter!
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threefates
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 22:05 |
and for me...
Eternal Lake Preference
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Peter
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Posted: November 18 2004 at 22:20 |
 I thought it stood for....
Ah, I can't do it to ye Faytie, me dear! 
 Perhaps in the "PM"...
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 00:51 |
ALIENATION
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James Lee
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 02:06 |
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Velvetclown
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 02:15 |
Not another pic of Reed Lover 
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Certif1ed
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Posted: November 19 2004 at 04:51 |
Everyone Loves Prog
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