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Points: 6521 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2011 at 20:43

Original text:

" God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties"

...50 translations later we get:

"The density of planting strawberries"
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2011 at 11:07
A passage from one of my own songs turned out rather weird:

Original text:

"Celestial reporter 1: Fighting with fury the boy tries a lob Celestial reporter 2: It’s easily blocked with a knock on the gob Celestial reporter 1: The old man is doing a beautiful job! "

...30 translations later we get:

"Sky News: Children of Wrath "good war the two groups, it is easy to become a haven for journalists working for the arms of Santa Claus, it is difficult for journalists in the air!"
He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
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Points: 436 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2011 at 11:25

Original text:

"Oh, Oracle, tell my future"

...56 translations later we get:

"A, "said oracle in the future."
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Points: 436 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2011 at 11:44

"should i quit my job"(?)

...10 translations later we get:

"Stop working"


Hehehe! Straight answer!

Edited by Rottenhat - March 10 2011 at 11:46
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2011 at 12:24

Original text:

"Too often, a first‐time Guinness drinker will take a small sip and get only the creamy head, which is full of bitter tasting notes."

...40 translations later we get:

"In many cases, small holes and leaks in the Guinness Book of Records recognized notes."
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2011 at 15:07

Original text:

"Something is technically wrong. Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon. "

...40 translations later we get:

"I technically do the right thing. Evaluation of total revenues, now everything is resolved."
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2011 at 15:30

Original text:

"Why did bad translator change its appearance? "

...30 translations later we get:

"The Bad Boys, why look?"
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Points: 12794 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2011 at 18:40

Original text:

"People punch me when I touch their hair."

...56 translations later we get:

"My husband hit disaster AOL risotto"
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2011 at 06:23

Original text:

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

...56 translations later we get:

"Family holiday travel dreams come true, it is hope."

This is obviously what Bush really meant.
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2011 at 06:26

Original text:

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

...56 translations later we get:

"I need to feed my family, I understand that it is hard to move."


Actually, the second one makes more sense …
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Points: 7026 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2011 at 06:52

"They misunderestimated me."

...56 translations later we get:

"Bush said."

LOL
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