Bad Translator

Original text:

"Hi, To all you folks ... I have decided NOT to do reviews, for this space. I had requested some suggestions from one member, and I really didn't get any suggestions -- I was merely wondering what he thought -- and in the end..."

...56 translations later we get:

"Hello to all ... I do not know what you think - - I think it is a good choice, because those who use ..."

Original text:

"A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace, And rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace"

...20 translations later we get:

"I am an experienced shaman can ask the depth of his shame, and changes the structure of the real spiritual ferret liver"

...30 translations later we get:

"This is a lot of shame, to change the organization to find spiritual truth is that you may require a depth of experience and time"

...40 translations later we get:

"It may be necessary to fully experience and quest for spiritual truth, and the number of digital organizational changes"

It really starts making sense by the end.

Original text:

"Peel the paint Look underneath You'll see the same, the same old savage beast. "

...10 translations later we get:

"On the basis of skin color, can be found in the same issue of the monster forever."

Original text:

"And it's hey babe, with your guardian eyes so blue, Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true, Ive been so far from here, Far from your loving arms, Now Im back again, and babe it's gonna work out fine. "

...30 translations later we get:

"Nice, funny, green peas and even parents of a baby, yes, I actually came back and work efficiency is true, but I love it."

Original text:

"Let me find you a filly for your proud stallion seed to keep the old line going. "

...40 translations later we get:

"initial capital for children to realize the arrogance to tell their parents."

Original text:

"Unfortunately, we can not select everybody for FanFunding. SonicAngel is looking for talented artists who can mobilize lots of fans and we pay attention to the degree of SocialBuzz you manage to create."

...56 translations later we get:

"Unfortunately, a gifted writer Angela fanfunding sosyalbuzz've meet people and countries Affected, such as:"

Original text:

"We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats’ feet over broken glass In our dry cellar"

...56 translations later we get:

"Bodrum powder, glass, my, my straw hat in silence, I was hungry, and president of the straw, and I apologize for the Shortfall. ""