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CCVP
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:40 |
A Person wrote:
Fluttershy isn't a lesbian, none of them are, I think Rainbow Dash is bi though. And no normal MLP wants to see all the pony pr0n.
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Oxymoron Matt is oxymoronronic. Also, I'm not talking about bestiality / zoophilia dewd.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:40 |
Rainbow Dash? Isn't that something you do in MarioKart?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:41 |
And Caio, you missed my post earlier when I said I wasn't interested in Ellen Page.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:42 |
CCVP wrote:
Boa sorte cara. Tô aki (no fórum) a três anos e até agora necas.
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progismylife
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:43 |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:43 |
Marion Aknin is quite tasty.
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CCVP
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:43 |
James wrote:
And Caio, you missed my post earlier when I said I wasn't interested in Ellen Page.
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Yeah, me neither. I'm only interested in her tits.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:44 |
She barely has any though.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:46 |
I must pursue the corner-shop girl... but tomorrow is too soon. I know she's working tomorrow but I only went in today.
And even if I do go in, what the hell do I say?
She may have a bloke. I don't even know her name.
Maybe I should invite her for a coffee sometime, at a neutral place, obviously.
Edited by James - March 04 2011 at 17:47
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:48 |
James wrote:
I must pursue the corner-shop girl... but tomorrow is too soon. I know she's working tomorrow but I only went in today.
And even if I do go in, what the hell do I say?
She may have a bloke. I don't even know her name.
Maybe I should invite her for a coffee sometime, at a neutral place, obviously.
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Well, have you talked to her at all? If not, I suggest starting there. If so, I recommend introducing yourself and asking her name, then ask her for a coffee as you suggested.
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CCVP
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:49 |
James wrote:
She barely has any though.
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Implying that those are not better than gigantic sacs of lard.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:52 |
SaltyJon wrote:
James wrote:
I must pursue the corner-shop girl... but tomorrow is too soon. I know she's working tomorrow but I only went in today.
And even if I do go in, what the hell do I say?
She may have a bloke. I don't even know her name.
Maybe I should invite her for a coffee sometime, at a neutral place, obviously.
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Well, have you talked to her at all? If not, I suggest starting there. If so, I recommend introducing yourself and asking her name, then ask her for a coffee as you suggested.
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She knows me as a customer. I've met her a few times. I don't want to be stalkerish. Every time I speak to her I try and get a bit more information. It's just there's usually other customers and the timing is bad. I need it to be just her and I.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:53 |
James wrote:
Marion Aknin is quite tasty.
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Hervé Aknin's daughter?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:53 |
I may just do the "oh, you dropped something... oh, it's my phone number" thing. It's tacky though, so maybe not.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:54 |
Polo wrote:
James wrote:
Marion Aknin is quite tasty.
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Hervé Aknin's daughter? |
That'd be the one.
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:54 |
James wrote:
SaltyJon wrote:
James wrote:
I must pursue the corner-shop girl... but tomorrow is too soon. I know she's working tomorrow but I only went in today.
And even if I do go in, what the hell do I say?
She may have a bloke. I don't even know her name.
Maybe I should invite her for a coffee sometime, at a neutral place, obviously.
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Well, have you talked to her at all? If not, I suggest starting there. If so, I recommend introducing yourself and asking her name, then ask her for a coffee as you suggested.
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She knows me as a customer. I've met her a few times. I don't want to be stalkerish. Every time I speak to her I try and get a bit more information. It's just there's usually other customers and the timing is bad. I need it to be just her and I.
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I don't think you'll get any ass with your weird stache.
IMO of course.
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CCVP
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:55 |
James wrote:
I may just do the "oh, you dropped something... oh, it's my phone number" thing. It's tacky though, so maybe not.
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Why can't you be direct? Something like "i think u r nice, would you like to get some X".
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:55 |
It's not weird at the moment. It's not waxed at all. But thanks for reminding me to have a shave and wax it. I'll do that first.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:56 |
CCVP wrote:
James wrote:
I may just do the "oh, you dropped something... oh, it's my phone number" thing. It's tacky though, so maybe not.
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Why can't you be direct? Something like "i think u r nice, would you like to get some X".
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I was also thinking of this. Not in those words though. I need to know her situation. I don't want to make an arse of myself. I already asked what she was doing this weekend.
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CCVP
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 17:58 |
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