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SaltyJon 
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
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Points: 28772
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 Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:52 |
Original text: "If I could turn back time, would I have done anything differently?" ...56 translations later we get: "What else do I ask?"
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:53 |
Your secret has been revealed, Yoshi! "Rattims Friezz" ...56 translations later we get: "Ratti circus."
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:54 |
Re post from the SR but this was one of my favorites
Original text: "Just like a thousand words, they aren't all beautiful. " ...10 translations later we get: "Thousands of words are beautiful."
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Edited by JJLehto - March 04 2011 at 16:02
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SaltyJon
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:54 |
Original text: "In
the past, the present is the future. In the future, the present is the
past. In the present, the present is the past, because once
realization has occurred that the present is the present it's no longer
the present anymore." ...56 translations later we get: "In the past, present and future. History of the future. Historical data."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:54 |
Original text: "Is this a question?
" ...56 translations later we get: "What happened"
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:56 |
Original text: "I am slowly dying of a terminal illness. I would just like to say that I hate those damn kangaroos." ...56 translations later we get: "You do not have to tell patients in the treatment of Kangaroos, "he said."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:57 |
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How does it change questions into answers? You guys must be cheating. It never does that for me.
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SaltyJon
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:58 |
Original text: "It is 4:59, almost 5:00. Then I only have to wait longer. " ...56 translations later we get: "Around 05:00 11:59 Colleagues, just wait."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:58 |
 James wrote:
How does it change questions into answers? You guys must be cheating. It never does that for me.
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You can prove that we're not cheating by copying and pasting them and putting them in for the same amount of translations.
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Evolutionary Sleeper
Special Collaborator
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Joined: December 30 2008
Location: Berkeley, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7037
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:59 |
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"Magma iss de hundin!"
...58 translations later we get:
"Iss dynamics bitch!"
I dunno how it got to 58. o_o And I can't seem to replicate the result.
Edited by Evolutionary Sleeper - March 04 2011 at 16:02
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:00 |
Original text: "How does it change questions into answers?
" ...56 translations later we get: "Looks like it or not."
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The Neck Romancer
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 01 2010
Location: Brazil
Status: Offline
Points: 10185
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:03 |
Original text: "Decomposhop, a new application that allows users to track the putrefaction of their deceased loved ones in real time, will be available for download by grieving iPhone owners starting Tuesday. " ...30 translations later we get: "Because parents and users of Decomposhop, death can be placed together to trouble the new information soon will be downloaded to your iPhone on Tuesday."
Edited by Polo - March 04 2011 at 16:04
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:07 |
Original text: "Those are some large, supple breasts. " ...30 translations later we get: "Some nice tits and."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:08 |
Cor blimey. "Ïösz da ëtnah wëhrdëtt dos da Magma üdets klowitš" ...56 translations later we get: "Joseph key world vehrdett etnah"
That's impressive.
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CCVP
Prog Reviewer
Joined: September 15 2007
Location: Vitória, Brasil
Status: Offline
Points: 7971
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:12 |
a post from Brian a wile back:
Original text: "Oh wow Caio
and lol @ Hitler
Some of these make a little too much sense! " ...10 translations later we get: "LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!" Wow indeed.
Edited by CCVP - March 04 2011 at 16:13
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The Neck Romancer
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 01 2010
Location: Brazil
Status: Offline
Points: 10185
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:14 |
CCVP wrote:
a post from Brian a wile back:
Original text: "Oh wow Caio
and lol @ Hitler
Some of these make a little too much sense! " ...10 translations later we get: "LOL @ Hitler in World of Warcraft cards, which is a bit silly!"
Wow indeed.
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The Neck Romancer
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 01 2010
Location: Brazil
Status: Offline
Points: 10185
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:16 |
Original text: "My Little Pony became a meme" ...30 translations later we get: "A few days later, cornbread"
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:16 |
This is not what I meant... "Scarlett Johansson may have large breasts but she doesn't look that attractive." ...56 translations later we get: "Skarlett johansson, big breasts, fine."
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Status: Offline
Points: 34550
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:19 |
And I said they were large breasts, never once said she was attractive. Engrish mang! Also Original text: "Sitting
here alone in darkness waiting to be free, lonely and forlorn I am
crying. I long for my time to come, death means just life, please let me
die in solitude. " ...50 translations later we get: "So I'm looking for freedom, crying in the darkness. I want to live if he died, he died." Way to make a bleak song silly....
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CCVP
Prog Reviewer
Joined: September 15 2007
Location: Vitória, Brasil
Status: Offline
Points: 7971
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 16:19 |
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James, that makes perfect sense. More than the original phrase.
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