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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:30

Original text:

"Translation is to kill the bad parts. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Translation is poor."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:30

"Yoda my name is"

...56 translations later we get:

"My decision."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:34

"Tatsuya Yoshida has been in a lot of bands, such as Koenjihyakkei, Korekyojinn, Musica Transonic, Ruins, Sax Ruins, Soft Mountain and Akaten."

...56 translations later we get:

"Yoshida problems koenjihyakkei, quickly moved to the saxophone korekyojinn audio program."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:35

Original text:

"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is...42."

...56 translations later we get:

"41 live in a world where most of our answers ..."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:35
Wat:

Original text:

"I have no idea hat you guys are talking about, so I am going to soak my hands in butter."

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not know the gradyent."


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:36

Original text:

"I'm about to have some cider. I keep forgetting. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Forgot my apple juice small."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:38

"Tosin Abasi is the black Jesus."

...50 translations later we get:

"Black apbaseuhaetda Tousey, "he says."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:38
Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

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"The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything is...42."

...56 translations later we get:

"41 live in a world where most of our answers ..."




WHAT!? HOW DARE THEY CHANGE THE ANSWER TO LIFE! Cry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:39
Actually, it's saying that one person does know the meaning of life.  Spooky.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:40

Original text:

"Brian Lopez is a sexy man-hunk"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vorkers burayanropesusekushi."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:42
Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

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"Brian Lopez is a sexy man-hunk"

...56 translations later we get:

"Vorkers burayanropesusekushi."



Well suppose that's my new status


Edited by JJLehto - March 04 2011 at 15:43
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:43

Original text:

"That could be true, but I DID get an automatic e-mail saying he got my order a couple days after I ordered it. But I guess it can't hurt to check... "

...56 translations later we get:

"In fact, just a few days, pictures will appear automatically as you can, but I understand this ..."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:43

Original text:

"He blew his mind out in a car He didn't notice that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before"

...56 translations later we get:

"If you want to see in this country can change a lot."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:44
Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

Original text:

"That could be true, but I DID get an automatic e-mail saying he got my order a couple days after I ordered it. But I guess it can't hurt to check... "

...56 translations later we get:

"In fact, just a few days, pictures will appear automatically as you can, but I understand this ..."


Understand WHAT?! haha
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:45
Originally posted by SolarLuna96 SolarLuna96 wrote:

Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

Original text:

"That could be true, but I DID get an automatic e-mail saying he got my order a couple days after I ordered it. But I guess it can't hurt to check... "

...56 translations later we get:

"In fact, just a few days, pictures will appear automatically as you can, but I understand this ..."


Understand WHAT?! haha

...that pictures will appear automatically as you can? LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:45

Original text:

"It was Coney Island, they called Coney Island the playground of the world. There was no place like it, in the whole world, like Coney Island when I was a youngster."

...56 translations later we get:

"Rabittorabitto. Iseland, Ireland, World, Rabbit Island, children in conflicts around the world."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:47

Original text:

"Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket Knocks in the manager's door; Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack "

...56 translations later we get:

"Apple and music director of marketing and other players באַטטעריקאָנפּאַטאָמענטאָקאַטאָ back."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:48

"Beware the Ides of March"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dalbogi."


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"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy."

...56 translations later we get:

"Negaamnadgae! Lammi."



Wait, isn't that a Koenjihyakkei song? LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:51
Original text:

"Grembo Zavia"

56 translations later:

"Graves Forum"

Shocked


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2011 at 15:51

Original text:

"The lunatic is on the grass. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Center Annually."

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