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Vompatti 
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 Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:34 |
Original text: "Let
us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky
like a patient etherised upon a table; Let us go, through certain
half-deserted streets, the muttering retreats of restless nights in
one-night cheap hotels" ...56 translations later we get: "If the clouds in the atmosphere in the hotel, the site will automatically check."
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:35 |
Let's try the Cardiacs:
Original text: "The will to be kind is mine but
That's the way we all go
The higher the chances the higher the climb, but
That's the way we all go" ...56 translations later we get: "Growth in March experts." |
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:37 |
Original text: "I feel like crap. Why is my life like this? Why isn't anyone on Tinychat?" ...56 translations later we get: "Why not do a good price, why?"
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:37 |
And more Cardiacs: Original text: ""Hello sir, I'm in a tango in a different timing
I will never lose my anger, I haven't got a secret
Secrets are in my secret box down my avenue
Suck away my tiny dress
I'm cleaner than a filthy mess!
Cleaner than a big mess!"" ...56 translations later we get: ""ความลับส่วนผสมจะถูกเอาออกจากรายการเดิมจะมีความกล้าที่จะเริ่มต้นที่ฉันหมดความสนใจในการเต้นจังหวะแทงโก้เจ็ดกล่องจดหมายของสหรัฐ!" |
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:37 |
Original text: "What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus. " ...56 translations later we get: "The kingdom of God? I understand the city."
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:38 |
 Vompatti wrote:
Original text: "I feel like crap. Why is my life like this? Why isn't anyone on Tinychat?" ...56 translations later we get: "Why not do a good price, why?" |
Original text: "Because everyone's playing with Bad Translator in the Shred, k?" ...56 translations later we get: "Pete again?"
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:38 |
Original text: "Vompatti, stop being such a lost soul. " ...10 translations later we get: "Vompatti, no longer a lost soul."
LOL Well....good job Vomps.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:40 |
Original text: "I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool." ...56 translations later we get: "There will be dancing with him. It is not easy to maintain morale."
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:40 |
Original text: "Food. Do not tarry! The elevator slams shut on your toes if you're carrying three sets of armor. " ...56 translations later we get: "Aamnegoongori course! One and three fingers."
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A Person
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:41 |
"Sunlight coming through the haze
No gaps in the blinds
To let it inside
The bed is unmade,
Some music still plays
TV, yeah it's always on
The flicker on the screen
A movie actress screams
I'm basking the sh*t flowing out of it
I'm stoned in the mal" ...56 translations later we get: "Rain, fog, and a bed of black film and television between me and Screaming in hell, the difference is the difference between"
That is far better than anything he wrote.
Edited by A Person - March 04 2011 at 14:42
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:42 |
Original text: "Vomps, has anyone else told you they thought the girl in your signature was Emma Watson?" ...56 translations later we get: "My family and I Vamp 玛沃 Wooden signs."
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rushfan4
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:43 |
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I think that the Bad Translator should be made into a separate thread as it is stupid and clogging up the Shred Room.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:44 |
Original text: ""Compassion" you plead,
as though they kept it in a box -
that's long since been empty.
I'd like to help you somehow,
but I'm in the self-same spot:
my condition exempts me.
" ...56 translations later we get: "If "on" reyajiste - white, I knew I wanted to help."
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:44 |
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Hmmmm. Me thinks I will use this translator thing to explain Chaos Theory to students.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:45 |
Lmao
Original text: "By using this tool, you understand that it is made for fun and is not designed to insult anyone in any way." ...30 translations later we get: "You can use this tool to know and enjoy, showing the relationship between people." |
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:45 |
We could do that Scott, but I want to share this one with you because it made me laugh:
Original text: "I think that the Bad Translator should be made into a separate thread as it is stupid and clogging up the Shred Room. " ...56 translations later we get: "Although it would be wise to go into the next room, I believe that the translation is good." |
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JJLehto
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:46 |
rushfan4 wrote:
I think that the Bad Translator should be made into a separate thread as it is stupid and clogging up the Shred Room. |
Original text: "I think that the Bad Translator should be made into a separate thread as it is stupid and clogging up the Shred Room. " ...10 translations later we get: "I think it would be a bad translation, it's stupid, locked room for free side."
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The Neck Romancer
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:46 |
Original text: "I think that the Bad Translator should be made into a separate thread as it is stupid and clogging up the Shred Room. " ...30 translations later we get: "I think this is bad translation, it is wise to enter the next room."
BEAT ME TO IT Original text: " BEAT ME TO IT" ...20 translations later we get: "I was impressed"
Edited by Polo - March 04 2011 at 14:47
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:46 |
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Original Text: I think I will use this translator to teach people chaos theory.
After 50 translations: The theory of constraints, which in my opinion.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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SaltyJon
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:47 |
OK, Marco's and mine don't seem to agree on how good the translation is.  Ah well. I'm done for the moment...
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