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SaltyJon

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:42

Original text:

"Vomps, has anyone else told you they thought the girl in your signature was Emma Watson?"

...56 translations later we get:

"My family and I Vamp 玛沃 Wooden signs."

A Person

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:41

"Sunlight coming through the haze No gaps in the blinds To let it inside The bed is unmade, Some music still plays TV, yeah it's always on The flicker on the screen A movie actress screams I'm basking the sh*t flowing out of it I'm stoned in the mal"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rain, fog, and a bed of black film and television between me and Screaming in hell, the difference is the difference between"

That is far better than anything he wrote.

Edited by A Person - March 04 2011 at 14:42

SaltyJon

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:40

Original text:

"Food. Do not tarry! The elevator slams shut on your toes if you're carrying three sets of armor. "

...56 translations later we get:

"Aamnegoongori course! One and three fingers."

Vompatti

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:40

Original text:

"I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool."

...56 translations later we get:

"There will be dancing with him. It is not easy to maintain morale."

JJLehto

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:38

Original text:

"Vompatti, stop being such a lost soul. "

...10 translations later we get:

"Vompatti, no longer a lost soul."

LOL

Well....good job Vomps.

SaltyJon

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:38

Vompatti wrote:

Original text:

"I feel like crap. Why is my life like this? Why isn't anyone on Tinychat?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why not do a good price, why?"

Original text:

"Because everyone's playing with Bad Translator in the Shred, k?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Pete again?"

JJLehto

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:37

Original text:

"What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the bus. "

...56 translations later we get:

"The kingdom of God? I understand the city."

SaltyJon

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:37

And more Cardiacs:

Original text:

""Hello sir, I'm in a tango in a different timing I will never lose my anger, I haven't got a secret Secrets are in my secret box down my avenue Suck away my tiny dress I'm cleaner than a filthy mess! Cleaner than a big mess!""

...56 translations later we get:

""ความลับส่วนผสมจะถูกเอาออกจากรายการเดิมจะมีความกล้าที่จะเริ่มต้นที่ฉันหมดความสนใจในการเต้นจังหวะแทงโก้เจ็ดกล่องจดหมายของสหรัฐ!"

Vompatti

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:37

Original text:

"I feel like crap. Why is my life like this? Why isn't anyone on Tinychat?"

...56 translations later we get:

"Why not do a good price, why?"

SaltyJon

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:35

Let's try the Cardiacs:

Original text:

"The will to be kind is mine but That's the way we all go The higher the chances the higher the climb, but That's the way we all go"

...56 translations later we get:

"Growth in March experts."

Vompatti

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:34

Original text:

"Let us go then, you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherised upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, the muttering retreats of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels"

...56 translations later we get:

"If the clouds in the atmosphere in the hotel, the site will automatically check."

VanderGraafKommandöh View Drop Down

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:33

"Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:HOT MEAT HOT RATS HOT ZITS HOT CHEST HOT RITZ HOT ROOTS HOT SOOTS"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hot Spot can mouse Mammary zoghbi zoghbi yama Leonard Grey Prostitutes in Korea and exporting can be hard to love."

Awesome.

Padraic

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:33

SaltyJon wrote:

James wrote:

"I need to go down the shop to see if the cute girl is working but I don't really need to buy anything."

...56 translations later we get:

"But the store to buy the wife a good job"

All right then.

Speaking of girls, then:

Original text:

"I ate a root beer float, then an orange cream float, then a Pepsi float, all so I could talk to the girl in the dining commons three times that day."

...56 translations later we get:

"Black Ice, orange juice Pepsi, and I had a shower three times, I know."

This might be my favorite one. LOL

Vompatti

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:30

Original text:

"What thoughts I have of you tonight, Walt Whitman, for I walked down the streets under the trees with a headache self-conscious looking at the full moon."

...56 translations later we get:

"Now, after an independent investigation of wood would Whitman, president of the imagination."

JJLehto

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:30

Original text:

"Bad translator can't handle Captain Beefheart "

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not know the players feel that the Armed forces. Kyaputenbifuhato."

SaltyJon

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Posted: March 04 2011 at 14:28

James wrote:

"I need to go down the shop to see if the cute girl is working but I don't really need to buy anything."

...56 translations later we get:

"But the store to buy the wife a good job"

All right then.

Speaking of girls, then:

Original text:

"I ate a root beer float, then an orange cream float, then a Pepsi float, all so I could talk to the girl in the dining commons three times that day."

...56 translations later we get:

"Black Ice, orange juice Pepsi, and I had a shower three times, I know."