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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
Posted: February 21 2011 at 01:53
In retrospect, the story isn't that embarrasing/terrible. Highlight this post for the deets.
Friend's 18th/his twin sister's 18th on the same day, about 100 people at their house.
Hadn't eaten for about 6 hours before I started drinking.
Had about 4 rum and cokes and then 2 straight shots of vodka within an hour.
Got drunker and drunker and about 2 hours later I couldn't walk, was chillin on an office/chair with wheels.
To start, one of my friends (who we regularly joke about being a murderer because he has a really short temper) randomly stood up and yelled at me to shutup, and then I started crying and begging him to not hurt me for about a minute, then I laughed it off (it seemed rational at the time).
A random (relatively hot) hipster leddeh came over and said she used to love Opeth and that now she listens mostly to folk stuff. Then I asked her what her favourite bands were now, and then she said two bands I'd never heard of, and I said they were two of my favourite bands two (I honestly had no idea what she said). Told me she would go out with me if she didn't have a boyfriend after. Feels like being a bad man, man.
Told a random girl (who WAS insanely hot) that she was 'the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen', my friend said that I was trying to be really serious and I was sitting on the floor when this happened, and that she was completely sober. She looked disgusted and said 'thanks' and walked away, one of my friends said.
One of my friends who was also super drunk who I was chilling with started throwing up so he got taken to that bathroom, I freaked the f**k out and started asking everybody where he was, and saying 'We can't have doctors here dude' and looking super worried.
I also apparently talked to my sister's friend for about half an hour about how much I hate my parents, which I mostly remember.
Other than that, nothing else really happened, other than insane mood swings from laughing/angry/paranoid/depressed/worried.
In retrospect, the story isn't that embarrasing/terrible. Highlight this post for the deets.
Friend's 18th/his twin sister's 18th on the same day, about 100 people at their house.
Hadn't eaten for about 6 hours before I started drinking.
Had about 4 rum and cokes and then 2 straight shots of vodka within an hour.
Got drunker and drunker and about 2 hours later I couldn't walk, was chillin on an office/chair with wheels.
To start, one of my friends (who we regularly joke about being a murderer because he has a really short temper) randomly stood up and yelled at me to shutup, and then I started crying and begging him to not hurt me for about a minute, then I laughed it off (it seemed rational at the time).
A random (relatively hot) hipster leddeh came over and said she used to love Opeth and that now she listens mostly to folk stuff. Then I asked her what her favourite bands were now, and then she said two bands I'd never heard of, and I said they were two of my favourite bands two (I honestly had no idea what she said). Told me she would go out with me if she didn't have a boyfriend after. Feels like being a bad man, man.
Told a random girl (who WAS insanely hot) that she was 'the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen', my friend said that I was trying to be really serious and I was sitting on the floor when this happened, and that she was completely sober. She looked disgusted and said 'thanks' and walked away, one of my friends said.
One of my friends who was also super drunk who I was chilling with started throwing up so he got taken to that bathroom, I freaked the f**k out and started asking everybody where he was, and saying 'We can't have doctors here dude' and looking super worried.
I also apparently talked to my sister's friend for about half an hour about how much I hate my parents, which I mostly remember.
Other than that, nothing else really happened, other than insane mood swings from laughing/angry/paranoid/depressed/worried.
Was insanely fun though.
Dude, good effort.
I wish my first drunk story was as interesting as that. But it only involved lots of head-spins and slurring.
Joined: May 26 2008
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Posted: February 21 2011 at 02:07
progkidjoel wrote:
A random (relatively hot) hipster leddeh came over and said she used to love Opeth and that now she listens mostly to folk stuff. Then I asked her what her favourite bands were now, and then she said two bands I'd never heard of, and I said they were two of my favourite bands two (I honestly had no idea what she said). Told me she would go out with me if she didn't have a boyfriend after. Feels like being a bad man, man.
Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 19643
Posted: February 21 2011 at 02:14
Any Colour You Like wrote:
Someone posted this here about a year ago (KoS I think)? Awesome either way.
Henry Plainview wrote:
progkidjoel wrote:
A random (relatively hot) hipster leddeh came over and said she used to love Opeth and that now she listens mostly to folk stuff. Then I asked her what her favourite bands were now, and then she said two bands I'd never heard of, and I said they were two of my favourite bands two (I honestly had no idea what she said). Told me she would go out with me if she didn't have a boyfriend after. Feels like being a bad man, man.
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