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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 05:41
Is this what 6 months in a leaky boat can do to a critter?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 08:09
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:



I liked the intro LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 16:14
Ben might now notice you are his teacher. Shocked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 16:41
New title: The Extremely Small and Angry Midget
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 16:45
^ you mean an actual shaved gnome warrior? Shocked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 17:39
How did I miss this?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 17:40
Luck?

After the muted response to the video I wasn't sure I was going to bother anymore (now I know how Guy Manning feels) but maybe I should write up a verse for Solar's topic anyway ;)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 17:46
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

Luck?

After the muted response to the video I wasn't sure I was going to bother anymore (now I know how Guy Manning feels) but maybe I should write up a verse for Solar's topic anyway ;)


Now I can actually see you I feel that i really like you.

Weird.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 18:03
I'm married dude.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 18:05
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

I'm married dude.

So am I.

Sorry if I was over familiar. Was just trying to be nice.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 18:07
You don't have to hide your feelings. In the 21st century everything goes.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2010 at 18:25

SD: I was joking.

 
They weren't kidding about PA being serious business.
 
It may even be more serious business than the internet itself.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 03:19
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

SD: I was joking.

 
They weren't kidding about PA being serious business.
 
It may even be more serious business than the internet itself.

I thought you might be joking, honestly, but wasn't sure enough.Wink  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 03:47
Let's try to get Guy Manning in here to review my videos.
 
Anyway SD as you may have detected I come from a hip-hop background and there's this whole "No homo" thing that goes on in hip-hop. Originally a genuine homophobic thing it's now mutated into a sort of ironic/sarcastic thing done to mock homophobia. So everytime someone says something kind of gay you don't let it pass by without a joke.
 
But your new avatar made me think you were offering me flowers or something.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 12 2010 at 23:48
Originally posted by Textbook Textbook wrote:

There are a couple of slip-ups but not huge ones and I couldn't be bothered re-recording over and over to get it just right, it was a one take deal. First time I'm performing it so it's not that smooth but you get the idea.
 
(patched up lyric)
 
The evolution of a protoplanetary disk in the first two gigayears
That's a real big idea, now check the figures here
10 million years to form, warmth 1000 kelvins
1000 AU size the norm, come with me as I delve in
The celestial foundry without any boundaries
The concept astounds me, affects me profoundly
2 GYR passing, no that's not babble
A GYR's a gigayear, not Indian cattle
Can your mind handle the matter, or does it just shatter
At the thought of this order of awe worthy data
Orbiting strata coalesce and compress
Ashes to astra, dust to planets, nothing less 
Particles colliding made the place where we're residing
Dark matter's in space hiding but its radiance is blinding
Theories untestable but matter infintessimal
Becomes planetessimal, process unguessable
Probabilities, properties and potential inestimable
Devolution inevitable, solar system dissolves
The energy can't hold but ineffably evolves
 


Shocked

There it is!
Also

DAT ACCENT
Oh and nice rapping boi
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 13 2010 at 02:12
The Extremely Small And Angry Midget
 
Such a teeny being, barely calls to mind a man
Ladies tee hee when they see him, ask him to stand
Though he is already, so this makes him red, he
Knows ladies want cannelloni but he only got spaghetti
He just doesn't have the size to measure up to other guys
No matter how hard he tries he's considered small fries
He's so bitter and twisted, screwed up with hate
This little sad midget, threw out his measuring tape
And what's this mini-me's indentity , who's this frustrated little prick?
Why, the Tony Cox of cocks, it's Solarluna's dick
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 13 2010 at 11:12
Request Textbook

Angus McHaggus   (The Angry Scotsman)



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 13 2010 at 12:52
Request:

Timothy the T-Rex (A Dino's Life)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 13 2010 at 16:16

Angus McHaggus The Angry Scotsman

 

Mah rage is like a red red fire tha' kin destroy yer hoose

Face the wrath of Angus te see if ye be man or moose

Ah'm an angry Scoot I am, the worst ye've ever seen
Ye kinnae ken an angrier men from here to Aberdeen
All chappies know down in Glasgow that I'ma do yer heddin
It's awfully risky if ye touch me whiskey, it's tartan armegeddon
I'll cut of your sporrans, ye'll be a gonnun, in short ye will get hurt
If ye mess with me, ye'll get kilt and I don't mean the skirt
So don't pay a visit ya flamin' eejit, or ye'll get a bloody thumpin'
My name is Angus, I've got guts like a haggis, ye're just a clootie dumplin'


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 14 2010 at 04:15
Wanted to post another video but strangely reluctant to drop a verse in a faux Scottish accent or about masturbation and sheep (maybe I could combine the two) here are some original lyrics.
 
Is it all nothingness, eternal obsidian?
Or tormented sufferers, infernal oblivion?
Or smothered in god's love for us, vernal Elysium?
What believers believe in turn will imprison them
Some people quote scribes divine about the final curtain
But I quote Royce the 5'9" and say that "Death is certain"
And I'm hurtin', wantin' answers, looking for a chance for
Redemption or life extension, cos my mother just got cancer
In her left breast, flesh of death where I fed as an infant
Gave me life, gets me thinkin', you can be dead in an instant
No rehearsal, no reversal, eventually the hearse'll
Take you to the coffin, no dodgin', it's universal
I want to know the deaths of my offspring, to see how they exit
But I'll be in underground lodging, for them I accept it
And beneath dirt, work and hurt in mother earth deep
My form'll disperse as it formed at birth and I'll truly start to sleep
 
For now my life's enlightened like the shining of two suns
My whole world is brightened by the life of my new sons
The gemini factor, and I am a slacker
Washed up would-be rapper, nerdy backpacker
Sad excuse for an actor, but now I'm confessin'
Before this new chapter as I receive a double blessing
You would think I'm stressin with three kids, a triumvirate
But I learn lessons from the pressure, I won't go under it
The first twenty years I had a ball, it was all playing
Now I see I didn't grow at all, I was only aging
Now I'm at a stage when there's no more time for faking
Had my fun baby making now I'm bringing home the bacon
My hip-hop cred is dead when I tell you that Matt be
Actually happy when he's changing a nappy
And that be wisdom of the ancients, my statement
For the elation of creation of children there's no replacement
 
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