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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 15:49

/ban Sleepwalker

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 18:59
Loek, err what?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:19
The evolution of a protoplanetary disk in the first 2 Gyr
 
The celestial foundry without any boundaries
The concept astounds me, affects me profoundly
2 gyr passing, no that's not babble
A gyr is gigayear, not some Indian cattle
Can your mind handle the matter, or does it just shatter
At the thought of this order of awe worthy data
Orbiting strata coalesce and compress
Ashes to astra, dust to planets, nothing less 
Particles colliding made the place where we're residing
You think the dark matter's hiding but its brilliance is blinding
Theories untestable but matter infintessimal
Becomes planetessimal, possibilites inestimable
Devolution inevitable, the solar system dissolves
The energy can't hold but continually evolves


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:40
LOLThat ones epic.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:41
Awesome LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:43
Sniff, sniff, sniff.  Hmmm, more funky that fresh, but I'm game. LOL
Smacks Of Euphoric Hysteria - go. Rawks


Edited by Slartibartfast - November 01 2010 at 21:43
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 21:44
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Smacks Of Euphoric Hysteria - go. Rawks


That's stolen from a track title Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2010 at 23:02

Sheep Drink The Blood That Came From Masturbation

Now Sleepwalker was a shepherd, ought to tend to his flock
But he rather had the preference for pulling on his cock
The ewes and the rams and the lambs were hunger stricken
Cos he'd rather milk the cow or choke the purple chicken
They were suffering neglect while he was rubbing it erect
They had to find a way to bring some grub into effect
This guy was never counting sheep, he didn't go to sleep
He kept giving it a tweak over dreams of Bo Peep
His self abuse was profuse and the sheep had had enough
His ovine enemies decided to get tough
They rammed into the door, knocked it to the floor
Walker didn't hear the roar, because he'd rubbed himself raw
So the pain caused a distraction as the skin was now fractured
And blood began to drip and splatter on his adult reading matter
And then the sheep attackers stormed in and soon devoured the fool
Who spent his last bit of life rubbing it against their wool
The moral of the story is before things get too drastic
Look after the others and don't be so onanastic
 
 
Sleepwalker: Hey you asked for it ;) Literally ;)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2010 at 00:12
^ Well, I liked it (the rap). Thumbs Up

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2010 at 00:15
Odd...most of them have sounded like raps, but your response to mine came off as a Rush song in my head for whatever reason. LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2010 at 04:24
Smacks Of Euphoric Hysteria
 
Smacks of euphoric hysteria
Are what I'm going to apply to your posterior-
 
alright time out, I think we'll all be better off if I let that drop.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2010 at 05:06
New rap!
 
title:
 
The Shape of Things That Fall From the Night
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2010 at 19:40
A young child's fright, awoken in the night
Fumbling for the light, the comfort of the bright
Yes I remember these times in my memories
Hugging teddy with tightness, lifeless but a friend to me
From outsides noises, the feral world's voices
Cutting through comfort's poises to remind you choices
Are just an illusion, in the dark is confusion
Brooding but soon to intrude through your puny occlusion
Your bedroom window, peering out of it in fear
What are these forms that appear gliding through the air
Tree limbs, shifting on sinister winds
Visions of aliens landing in cylindrical tins
The roof gets to creaking, shadows start speaking
Weakening your reasons as fears start to seep in
What fantastical shapes these phantasms take
That the mind creates until the dawn breaks
But this unknown forms are gone with the morn
Another day older and bolder at dawn
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2010 at 19:49
Title 1: Kindergarten kitty kibbles.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2010 at 03:34

Man I'm so tired of these little pint sized punks

Wouldn't it be better if they came in bite sized chunks
But I'm not suggesting that we become cannibals
Cos every young child loves to feed the animals
Have a ride down the slide straight into the sawblade
Improve the status of our schools more than changes to the law made
Feed the brats to your cat, now kitten has a hearty nibble
Use this as the jingle for the ad, for kindergarten brand kibbles
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2010 at 21:05
Make a/some video(s) of your raps Rawks
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2010 at 22:50
I really shouldn't, I'm a teacher. I'd get identified.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2010 at 23:05

Oh come on, you know you want to (we sure would get a kick LOL)

History teacher?

I'm aspiring in becoming one....at least, that's the plan Cool

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 04:47
There are a couple of slip-ups but not huge ones and I couldn't be bothered re-recording over and over to get it just right, it was a one take deal. First time I'm performing it so it's not that smooth but you get the idea.
 
(patched up lyric)
 
The evolution of a protoplanetary disk in the first two gigayears
That's a real big idea, now check the figures here
10 million years to form, warmth 1000 kelvins
1000 AU size the norm, come with me as I delve in
The celestial foundry without any boundaries
The concept astounds me, affects me profoundly
2 GYR passing, no that's not babble
A GYR's a gigayear, not Indian cattle
Can your mind handle the matter, or does it just shatter
At the thought of this order of awe worthy data
Orbiting strata coalesce and compress
Ashes to astra, dust to planets, nothing less 
Particles colliding made the place where we're residing
Dark matter's in space hiding but its radiance is blinding
Theories untestable but matter infintessimal
Becomes planetessimal, process unguessable
Probabilities, properties and potential inestimable
Devolution inevitable, solar system dissolves
The energy can't hold but ineffably evolves
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2010 at 05:22
Part II
 
I manifest divine will, the rhymes will give your spine chills
Prior to this recital I have dined on a bible
Used to regurgitating verses now I'm spitting out chapters
Reciting last rites over hearses of crappy rappers
Of wack rappers I'm the nemesis, send them packing into exodus
Of dope rhymes I'm the genesis, others can't get next to this
Call me Leviticus with my law of what's lyrical
All of you are witnesses who saw my miracle
I don't do it by numbers, I know the way like deuteronomy
Liberating you dunces, and since you're new to autonomy
All ya'll have to follow me, except for wack MCs
You can't touch this, you little MC Macabees
All my disciples find my lyrics are vital
This is the song of songs, corrects you like Malachi will
People imitate my style, it's just like Ephesians
They are false idols, you shouldn't believe in them
Declaring my supremacy like the letter to Colossians
Those acknowledging my eminency would fill the colosseum
Which brings us to Romans, explanation that I am salvation
Lamentation awaits the nations that deny this revelation
Lay it down like Galatians, from on high inspired when I write this
Want to worship me as my disciples, you need to read Titus
 


Edited by Textbook - November 04 2010 at 05:23
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