Textbook Has No Shame (Now With Scottish Accent!)

Or do I? Because I don't rap or write at all anymore. Do I still got it?

 

Well here's the deal. You give me a song title, any song title you like, and I will freestyle a verse with that title. No holds barred but if you give me an off colour title don't complain if you get an off colour rhyme so to that end you might like to be responsible about what you ask for.

 

And now, my first music videos!

(Pls if you know some sexy black girls who don't wear much, send them over before I make my next one)

 

 

 

 

 

What are the dangers of a kiddie pool full of razors

Not much cos the razors lacerate it, it's deflated

Nothing left to play with, a plain mess, it's aimless

The project is the same as other things that are brainless

I bet that I could sell you a sun powered flashlight

Or believe it if I tell you the NEXT president will act right

Get the facts right when you detail your concepts

Or all you're gonna get is failure and nonsense

 

Fresh for all you suckers.

 

One at a time I think.

Biblical battle rap, yay. Freestyling, so apologies if lame but I'm usually not too shabby at this.

 

I eat the bible

 

I manifest divine will, the rhymes will give your spine chills

Prior to this recital I have dined on a bible

Used to regurgitating verses but now I'm spitting out chapters

Reciting last rites over hearses of inadequate rappers

Of wack rappers I'm the nemesis, send them into exodus

Of dope rhymes I'm the genesis, others can't get next to this

Call me Leviticus with my law of what's lyrical

All of you are witnesses who saw my miracle

I don't do it by numbers, I know the way like deuteronomy

Liberating you dunces, and since you're new to autonomy

All ya'll have to follow me, except for wack MCs

You can't touch this, you little MC Macabees

All my disciples find my lyrics are vital

This is the song of songs, corrects you like Malachi will

Declaring my supremacy like the letter to Colossians

Those acknowledging my eminency would fill the colosseum

Which brings us to Romans, explanation that I am salvation

Lamentation awaits the nations that deny this revelation

Lay it down like Galatians, from on high inspired when I write this

Want to know how to worship me you need to read Titus

 

Alright, I can keep going but that's enough.... hope people can understand it ;)

 

Sarah Palin and the presidency,

hockey mom and politics