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darksideof 
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 Topic: JT's The hare Who Lost His Spectacles'
Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:22 |
Extra Extra read All about it! ``The hare... has lost his spectacles"
Owl loved to rest quietly whilst no one was watching. Sitting on a
fence one day, he was surprised when suddenly a kangaroo ran close
by.
Now this may not seem strange, but when Owl overheard Kangaroo whisper
to no one in particular, ``The hare... has lost his spectacles,'' well, he
began to wonder.
Presently, the moon appeared from behind a cloud and there, lying on
the grass was hare. In the stream that flowed by the grass -- a
newt. And sitting astride a twig of a bush -- a bee.
Ostensibly motionless, the hare was trembling with excitement, for
without his spectacles he was completely helpless. Where were his
spectacles? Could someone have stolen them? Had he mislaid them? What
was he to do?
Bee wanted to help, and thinking he had the answer began: ``You
probably ate them thinking they were a carrot.''
``No!'' interrupted Owl, who was wise. ``I have good eye-sight, insight,
and foresight. How could an intelligent hare make such a silly
mistake?'' But all this time, Owl had been sitting on the fence,
scowling!
Kangaroo were hopping mad at this sort of talk. She thought herself
far superior in intelligence to the others. She was their leader;
their guru. She had the answer: ``Hare, you must go in search of the
optician.''
But then she realized that Hare was completely helpless without his
spectacles. And so, Kangaroo loudly proclaimed, ``I can't send Hare in
search of anything!''
``You can guru, you can!'' shouted Newt. ``You can send him with Owl.''
But Owl had gone to sleep. Newt knew too much to be stopped by so
small a problem -- ``You can take him in your pouch.'' But alas, Hare
was much too big to fit into Kangaroo's pouch.
All this time, it had been quite plain to hare that the others knew
nothing about spectacles.
As for all their tempting ideas, well Hare didn't care.
The lost spectacles were his own affair.
And after all, Hare did have a spare a-pair.
A-pair.
THE END
for the first time I am giving you A free sneak peak of a coming up Collage : Mighty Jethro Tull!
Collage coming up Soon!!!!\
I am hoping you guys aren't getting tire dof my collages.
please dont hate me for posting all the collages here first. either
Darksideof (Abel A,. Adames)
Edited by darksideof - October 14 2010 at 13:46
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Snow Dog
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:25 |
Don't hate you man....not allowed to say so anyway, even if you made the PA homepage look crappy.. Looking forward to seeing it. 
Edited by Snow Dog - October 13 2010 at 11:26
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:28 |
 Snow Dog wrote:
Don't hate you man....not allowed to say so anyway, even if you made the PA homepage look crappy.. Looking forward to seeing it. |
sorry!
Edited by darksideof - October 13 2010 at 11:31
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TheGazzardian
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:31 |
I actually enjoy your collages a lot and look forward to this one 
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Snow Dog
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:32 |
As long as you enjoy creating them and I think that the majority DO like them or even love them, that is most important. I do enjoy looking at them but I don't love them. For what they are, they are very good. Hope that helps? 
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:48 |
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 11:49 |
Snow Dog wrote:
As long as you enjoy creating them and I think that the majority DO like them or even love them, that is most important.
I do enjoy looking at them but I don't love them. For what they are, they are very good. Hope that helps? |
 yes it did! thank you!
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:02 |
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I'm not annoyed by you posting collages in the forum. I am annoyed by you posting a thread telling us that you're going to post a thread with some actual content soon. If you don't have anything to say, don't post...
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:24 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
I'm not annoyed by you posting collages in the forum. I am annoyed by you posting a thread telling us that you're going to post a thread with some actual content soon. If you don't have anything to say, don't post... |
Well I guess it did annoy you. I don't do this intentionally seriously . But I had something to say. I create this thread because I am pretty sure that most member do enjoy the collages. Otherwise I wouldn't;t bother.
if does bother you that much then don't bother reading it. or saying anything
Sorry Buddy!
That is fine if don't like my work. but don't try to bashed them. however your words are pure negative criticism anyway however you are entitle to your opinion. that is fine with me. 
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:34 |
darksideof wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
I'm not annoyed by you posting collages in the forum. I am annoyed by you posting a thread telling us that you're going to post a thread with some actual content soon. If you don't have anything to say, don't post... |
Well I guess it did annoy you. I don't do this intentionally seriously . But I had something to say. I create this thread because I am pretty sure that most member do enjoy the collages. Otherwise I wouldn't;t bother.
if does bother you that much then don't bother reading it. or saying anything
Sorry Buddy!
That is fine if don't like my work. but don't try to bashed them. however your words are pure negative criticism anyway however you are entitle to your opinion. that is fine with me. |
That is why I refrained from commenting on your collages until they were on the banner and affected me. I'm saying this thread has no content and is just wasting space in this subforum. Do the collage threads even belong in this forum to begin with? Anyway, once you post the new one I will happily not say anything. I only clicked this thread to begin with because I thought it was actually about Jethro Tull (silly me).
Edited by Henry Plainview - October 13 2010 at 12:35
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:40 |
Just don't lose you testicles unless you have a spare pair. 
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:45 |
That formatting of the story layout is dreadful - watch for widows and orphans (trailing single word lines at the end of a paragraph) and justify the text to left and right edges, just like all the other "articles" on the newspaper page. 
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What?
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:47 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
darksideof wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
I'm not annoyed by you posting collages in the forum. I am annoyed by you posting a thread telling us that you're going to post a thread with some actual content soon. If you don't have anything to say, don't post... |
Well I guess it did annoy you. I don't do this intentionally seriously . But I had something to say. I create this thread because I am pretty sure that most member do enjoy the collages. Otherwise I wouldn't;t bother.
if does bother you that much then don't bother reading it. or saying anything
Sorry Buddy!
That is fine if don't like my work. but don't try to bashed them. however your words are pure negative criticism anyway however you are entitle to your opinion. that is fine with me. |
That is why I refrained from commenting on your collages until they were on the banner and affected me. I'm saying this thread has no content and is just wasting space in this subforum. Do the collage threads even belong in this forum to begin with? Anyway, once you post the new one I will happily not say anything. I only clicked this thread to begin with because I thought it was actually about Jethro Tull (silly me). |
well I apologized if I mis leaded you. or fooled you. I was thinking that I should of named it something else then I thought it was a cool idea. Anyway it is Max that own the website and he is the one that has the last voice of what going here and how is website should look. I really sorry that you dislike this stuff that much! You can't do much !seriously. Itt affected you this much that you had waste you time in writing all of this. My apology you are welcome to say whatever you want about my collages. I don't mind if they are good or bad comments. You and me are members of this great prog place.. Like I said earlier I am fine with it.
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:47 |
Dean wrote:
That formatting of the story layout is dreadful - watch for widows and orphans (trailing single word lines at the end of a paragraph) and justify the text to left and right edges, just like all the other "articles" on the newspaper page. |
Most glaring error is misspelling of Kangaroo.
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:51 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Dean wrote:
That formatting of the story layout is dreadful - watch for widows and orphans (trailing single word lines at the end of a paragraph) and justify the text to left and right edges, just like all the other "articles" on the newspaper page. |
Most glaring error is misspelling of Kangaroo. |
that was done intentionally ... kangaru can't read or write!
Edited by darksideof - October 13 2010 at 13:00
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Snow Dog
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 12:53 |
darksideof wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Dean wrote:
That formatting of the story layout is dreadful - watch for widows and orphans (trailing single word lines at the end of a paragraph) and justify the text to left and right edges, just like all the other "articles" on the newspaper page. |
Most glaring error is misspelling of Kangaroo. |
that was done intentionally ... kangaru can read or write! |
Oh...but is kangaru the editor of the paper?
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darksideof
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Posted: October 13 2010 at 13:00 |
Snow Dog wrote:
darksideof wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
Dean wrote:
That formatting of the story layout is dreadful - watch for widows and orphans (trailing single word lines at the end of a paragraph) and justify the text to left and right edges, just like all the other "articles" on the newspaper page. |
Most glaring error is misspelling of Kangaroo. |
that was done intentionally ... kangaru can't read or write! |
Oh...but is kangaru the editor of the paper? |
nop!
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 12:55 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
I'm not annoyed by you posting collages in the forum. I am annoyed by you posting a thread telling us that you're going to post a thread with some actual content soon. If you don't have anything to say, don't post... |
Oooo! How savage.
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 12:56 |
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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Posted: October 19 2010 at 16:25 |
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Your collages are fine, I enjoy them. But I am going to hate on you a bit for digging up the most pointless, annoying moment in JTs history (well, untill they became sh*t in the 80's anyway) and making ... art out of it. I can't even listen to that album because I know that crap will clog up my speakers for a few minutes.
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Open your eyes, it's full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the fox on the rocks,
and the musical box.
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JT's The hare Who Lost His Spectacles'
thanks I hope you like it oooo 
maybe you won't