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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 13:42

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

VC, you should focus on what meassures you could use to REFORM the little tarts. Not to mention all the "WOMEN IN BONDAGE" moments you would always treasure. Hot oil wrestling matches, fruit baths, soup suds, crisco!  

 Shocked Hey, don't forget the oatmeal! More fibre for the aged clown....Big smile

BTW: What the hell are soup suds, might I ask? Confused

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 14:10


Bamboozled by love
I said she fooled around too long
Now I am mad and gettin' meaner
I am here and she is gone
And the reason you have not seen her
She is underneath the lawn
I know she's underneath the lawn, lawn, lawn

Now look I ain't the type for beggin'
Now I ain't the type to plead
If she don't change those evil ways
I'm gonna make her bleed
She can scream and she can holler
Bang her head all along the wall
If she don't give me what I want
She gonna have no head at all

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 14:15
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

VC, you should focus on what meassures you could use to REFORM the little tarts. Not to mention all the "WOMEN IN BONDAGE" moments you would always treasure. Hot oil wrestling matches, fruit baths, soap suds, crisco!  

 Shocked Hey, don't forget the oatmeal! More fibre for the aged clown....Big smile

BTW: What the hell are soup suds, might I ask? Confused

  Ooops, Meant soap... It's hard to type with one hand, what with all thsoe thoughts of Oil and stuff...

 

Here one fer ya:

One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about this financial situation and said, "O.K." She said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work then." Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later, Terry came home and asked, "Has Mike been over here today" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 05 2004 at 14:49

Ha! Good one, DB!LOL

ErmmThe aforementioned oatmeal will be good for Mariah's backside psoriasis, too. Geek

ConfusedMariahsis?

Ermm  (Hmmmm.... "irritating, scaly, flaky..." Yep! That's her all right!)Big smile



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 06 2004 at 01:14
Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

There are TWO sons of God on the poll!!!!

I see a holy war coming....

Strangely how, I recall procreating no spawns at all. Definitely, not sons of mine  

And so, in that order of ideas, "Pompous Idiot" would fill in the blanks for me here...

 

break the circle

reset my head

wake the sleepwalker

and i'll wake the dead
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 08 2004 at 11:47
Mariahsis?  She´s got a Sis ?????????  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 08 2004 at 13:25

Here she comes....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2004 at 16:11
I'm an alien, but I've got good company: Frank Zappa and Steve Vai.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2004 at 17:20

"Alien" was as close as I could get to "FREAK."

Strange that that isn't an option though...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 21 2004 at 17:04
my word
I bleed coffee. When I don't drink coffee, my veins run dry, and I shrivel up and die.
"Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso? Is that like the bank of Italian soccer death or something?" -my girlfriend
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2004 at 05:18
Originally posted by landberkdoten landberkdoten wrote:

Originally posted by sigod sigod wrote:

There are TWO sons of God on the poll!!!!

I see a holy war coming....

Strangely how, I recall procreating no spawns at all. Definitely, not sons of mine  

And so, in that order of ideas, "Pompous Idiot" would fill in the blanks for me here...

 



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