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So this one time at Band camp, someone showed up with a violin. I don't think they'll ever find the body.

Lolcats uncensored: I can has f**k?

New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Few prog fans know 'Yours is Not So Great' was the original title of the Yes classic, changed later by Jon Anderson when he was in a better mood.

That's sassy.

The classic case of "ooh, look at me I'm a dirt."

New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Sepia tone has always stereotyped history.

New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

I close things that are open, I open things which are orange.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

If you want to fight the greenhouse effect, you should produce red bricks.

Chapter 2: Instant calmer.

Driving on home I realised I forgot my car, so I had to go back and get it, but it didn't take long because if people have learned anything from history, it is that liquid paper was first invented by Mike Nesmith's mother. So with all due re-specked we shall move on to another. Subjected to years of the sun's heat, Ray's automotive re-pairs shop could stand no longer, and collapsed. Everyone was shocked at the fact that a shop could be so lazy, after all it had gained 60 pounds over the past year, with lots of pets found inside.

In short, 48%. In pant 52%.

The main problem is all the death. It's everywhere, in the punch, in the food, it even made it into the stereo.

Puts me off the mood to party with all that death around, just not good enough. 5 stars.

Now don't go eatin' that straw jimmy boy, it has been poisoned by authors. Did you seep well?

For water this is pretty yellow, and for jokes this is pretty cheap and predictable. In fact very. But let me divert your attention for just a second to this hybrid animal. One part dog, one part goat. It isn't perfected yet because i just took one part from those two animals. In the most horrible way possible. Poor Rover is missing a leg and poor Billy is missing a goat.

'Check out my pitch pipe' and other disgusting euphemisms were first found in a book from 1954 entitled: Devices for Tuning Musical Instruments and was quite cutting edge and revolutionary for its time, bringing to the fore some taboo subjects such as mathematics, geography and science.

New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Ich glaube an die Vorsehung

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Anonamoose52 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: July 15 2010 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 67	Posted: September 30 2010 at 14:52
	So this one time at Band camp, someone showed up with a violin. I don't think they'll ever find the body.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: September 30 2010 at 14:30
	When Noah walked down into the valley he was overcome with emotion. He began to weep. No matter what he did, the weeping continued. In fact, it just grew stronger. At first it was a trickle, but by now it was a steady leak. He tried to escape the valley but couldn't move fast enough. The ground drank the moisture like a morning cat scratches at poison ivy. After 5.8 hours it was a raging waterfall of tears. The ground couldn't take it anymore and the basin began to fill with Noah's eye water. At this point, Noah couldn't even see. He tried to struggle towards the sides of the valley, perhaps to climb out of it, but at this point it was impossible. Once the valley was half filled with tears, Noah began to sink. When he got to the bottom a giant fissure opened up in the ground which sucked Noah inside, still balling like a baby. None of the water got through and once Noah was inside the fissure closed. He was now in a much smaller room crying with the force of 10007 suns. He drowned soon after.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 30 2010 at 04:24
	Lolcats uncensored: I can has f**k?
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67459	Posted: September 30 2010 at 04:20
	A river is not a round lake.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701	Posted: September 30 2010 at 03:47
	Few prog fans know 'Yours is Not So Great' was the original title of the Yes classic, changed later by Jon Anderson when he was in a better mood.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 30 2010 at 03:22
	Partial to too much fluoride.
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701	Posted: September 30 2010 at 02:20
	That's sassy.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: September 29 2010 at 23:02
	They tell me forces are at play every time I drink water from the truck of an old 87 hatchback. I tell them they've just burst into flame.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 29 2010 at 10:33
	The classic case of "ooh, look at me I'm a dirt."
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: September 29 2010 at 07:17
	Hair-driers are life jackets in hot air balloons

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 29 2010 at 07:08
	Sepia tone has always stereotyped history.
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701	Posted: September 29 2010 at 04:02
	Pump.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: September 28 2010 at 20:36
	I close things that are open, I open things which are orange.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Anonamoose52 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: July 15 2010 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 67	Posted: September 28 2010 at 13:57
	Once again, logic dictates that you are a nincompoop.

Moogtron III Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: April 26 2005 Location: Belgium Status: Offline Points: 10616	Posted: September 28 2010 at 13:29
	If you want to fight the greenhouse effect, you should produce red bricks.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67459	Posted: September 28 2010 at 12:15
	Slow connection? Use the basic version.

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 28 2010 at 08:35
	Chapter 2: Instant calmer. Driving on home I realised I forgot my car, so I had to go back and get it, but it didn't take long because if people have learned anything from history, it is that liquid paper was first invented by Mike Nesmith's mother. So with all due re-specked we shall move on to another. Subjected to years of the sun's heat, Ray's automotive re-pairs shop could stand no longer, and collapsed. Everyone was shocked at the fact that a shop could be so lazy, after all it had gained 60 pounds over the past year, with lots of pets found inside. In short, 48%. In pant 52%. The main problem is all the death. It's everywhere, in the punch, in the food, it even made it into the stereo. Puts me off the mood to party with all that death around, just not good enough. 5 stars. Now don't go eatin' that straw jimmy boy, it has been poisoned by authors. Did you seep well? For water this is pretty yellow, and for jokes this is pretty cheap and predictable. In fact very. But let me divert your attention for just a second to this hybrid animal. One part dog, one part goat. It isn't perfected yet because i just took one part from those two animals. In the most horrible way possible. Poor Rover is missing a leg and poor Billy is missing a goat. 'Check out my pitch pipe' and other disgusting euphemisms were first found in a book from 1954 entitled: Devices for Tuning Musical Instruments and was quite cutting edge and revolutionary for its time, bringing to the fore some taboo subjects such as mathematics, geography and science.
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65701	Posted: September 28 2010 at 06:25
	"A hectic forage through the vast undergrowth of the shoehorn industry."

ExittheLemming Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420	Posted: September 28 2010 at 02:48
	Ich glaube an die Vorsehung

irrelevant Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382	Posted: September 28 2010 at 02:37
	Shackers - Get some huts!!!
	New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385