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Topic: Write a "killer" caption for this picture Posted: November 01 2004 at 20:30 |
New game. I stole this from MAXIM. Write a witty caption for this pic and win a free weekend at MAX's pad, complete with Ian's "the Church" collection and twenty minutes of "Rave Fitness" with Jim Garten. Second Place winners get a evening with Dude at Austrailia's premier prog palace, "the Dingo Spore." Third Place get's Dick Heath's "History of Nude Women in Trance Music." Finally, fourth place gets the lucky winner the complete "Guide to Canadian Misnomers" by Peter Rideout. Last place finnishers get a weekend at Gdub's "Roger Ramjet Palace" in downtown Chi-town (Chicago, ya nerd). You will be shackled wrist to ankle and play center stage in a rousing game of Butt-Darts.
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Posted: November 01 2004 at 20:31 |
My Caption:
"Wow, ThreeFates made it completely disappear!"
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gdub411
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Posted: November 01 2004 at 22:58 |
danbo wrote:
New game. I stole this from MAXIM. Write a witty caption for this pic and win a free weekend at MAX's pad, complete with Ian's "the Church" collection and twenty minutes of "Rave Fitness" with Jim Garten. Second Place winners get a evening with Dude at Austrailia's premier prog palace, "the Dingo Spore." Third Place get's Dick Heath's "History of Nude Women in Trance Music." Finally, fourth place gets the lucky winner the complete "Guide to Canadian Misnomers" by Peter Rideout. Last place finnishers get a weekend at Gdub's "Roger Ramjet Palace" in downtown Chi-town (Chicago, ya nerd). You will be shackled wrist to ankle and play center stage in a rousing game of Butt-Darts.
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Whoever gets last place will be one lucky soul...any takers? Threefates, Petra and Shrinking Violet are not allowed!!!
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James Lee
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 00:50 |
"Concerned man readies first aid kit as friend attempts dangerous Marty Feldman impression."
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 00:58 |
Hahaha, You just won fourth place James. In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, "Bend over and spread 'em, here comes my bullet...." ha!
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 01:58 |
Then I doubt he'd be able to talk about it for awhile anyway..it usually takes awhile for them to get their speech back
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THIS IS ELP
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 03:03 |
It was clear that Tom was having great difficulties in sustaining the world's longest fart, but Pete was now regretting that he'd volunteered to adjudicate, and wished that Andy would stop burying his nose in his hair...
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sigod
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 05:37 |
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Alan Holdsworth discovers that Chad Wackerman lives up to his name...
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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dude
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 06:17 |
"Man!!,...you mean he got his WHOLE HEAD IN THERE!!!?
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Blacksword
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 08:19 |
On board the bus to the Prog fest, with his son Meddle, Kevin (Jupiter Moonbeam to his friends) was alarmed to read the date as 2004 on the newspaper. The last thing he could remember was watching Hawkwind, in the Hammersmith Odeon, and waking up in a police cell, with his pants on his head. In 1973.
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Velvetclown
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 10:43 |
Alan : Look there´s a thread about Mariah Carey here at Prog Archives !!!!
Chad : Yeah and WHAT is an Velvetclown ?????
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sigod
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 11:43 |
This is an excellent thread
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 16:24 |
Damn Clown, you may be the winner....
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 18:27 |
I think Dick Heath should adjudicate the winner here.
Max, warm up the Progarchive jet and prepare your palace for a weekend with the fuzzyclown.
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 18:31 |
When i said "toss me off" at the next bus stop I didnt mean.....
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Posted: November 02 2004 at 18:52 |
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Nobody told me I'd be sitting in between Reed lover and Gdub!!!!!!!
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Posted: November 03 2004 at 07:07 |
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danbo wrote:
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Nurse: - "NO CHAD - I SAID PRICK ALAN'S BOIL!!"
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Posted: November 03 2004 at 14:09 |
guy next to the googly eyed guy: Yea, i wasnt joking when i said it was big
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 03 2004 at 14:45 |
jiggajake wrote:
guy next to the googly eyed guy: Yea, i wasnt joking when i said it was big |
Googly Eyed Guy? Someone needs to attend prog-school.
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jiggajake
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Posted: November 03 2004 at 14:46 |
???
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