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Vompatti
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 16:58 |
I chose to be kind.
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 16:52 |
Who'd have thought it would break so easily?
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 16:07 |
"Pelikanol" is also the title of a song by the band Einstürzende Neubauten.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 14:58 |
Sightseeing trips for the blind run cheap in these parts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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CinemaZebra
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Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 11:11 |
I was wondering where I could get some sewer rats.
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 02:57 |
Funding was made possible by Steve.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 18:10 |
We all know what you're thinking when I say hubcap.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 17:51 |
I wrote it down somewhere.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 00:45 |
Great Moments in Opera #57 - Piotr's village is raided by Cossacks.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 00:28 |
Mystique from X-Men is one of the few REAL women in the fictional world.
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 00:17 |
I've been saying that for years.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 21:41 |
Motion is a calamity projected forward through the mind via the anal ducts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 18:04 |
When those Iranian gorillas had you naked chained naked to a pipe, tiny dingus quivering in fear, and it was what up to me to save you and add a video of a farting squirrel by 3:00, I didn't know if I could do it. But then I did. I shot everyone. And you cried! Remember that? And together, I saved the day. One hell of a day.
Edited by CinemaZebra - July 11 2010 at 18:04
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:45 |
Why would anyone enjoy watching a young woman pooping in her shoe?
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:42 |
I would have escaped if it wasn't for that pesky gooseberry bush!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:28 |
When I heard what that monster was planning to do to those girls, I scratched my head and had another cup of coffee.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:22 |
The bee is whistling happily because when he knows that when he gets home he will find his honey.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:17 |
I find falsehoods in your bonnet. Please discard in appropiate areas.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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CinemaZebra
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Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 14:42 |
If the phone rings, tell them they won't find the body. They'll know what you mean.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 11:28 |
And this one says, "Guns don't kill people, my cousin does." Hohohohoho
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