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DisgruntledPorcupine
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: July 09 2010 at 22:40 |
If I wet my hair, brush it, then put on circular sunglasses, I almost look like Robert Fripp.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 09 2010 at 22:51 |
I set fires in the woods.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 14258
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 10:45 |
Set the controls for the heart for the sun
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
Status: Offline
Points: 6795
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 11:05 |
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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AtomicCrimsonRush
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: July 02 2008
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 14258
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 11:25 |
I am not a Prisoner, i am a free man, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
Status: Offline
Points: 6795
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 11:26 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I am not a Prisoner, i am a free man, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa |
*kills*
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DisgruntledPorcupine
Forum Senior Member
Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
Status: Offline
Points: 4395
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 11:59 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
I am not a Prisoner, i am a free man, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa |
You are not a number. 
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65684
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 17:55 |
Paulie got the soup.
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
Status: Offline
Points: 6795
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 21:46 |
People die when they are killed.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 10 2010 at 22:06 |
I make it a habit of only making left turns when driving. However, when walking I much prefer rights.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65684
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 01:19 |
That's nothing. Wait till the cat comes in.
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
Status: Offline
Points: 6795
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 11:28 |
And this one says, "Guns don't kill people, my cousin does." Hohohohoho
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
Status: Offline
Points: 6795
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 14:42 |
If the phone rings, tell them they won't find the body. They'll know what you mean.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:17 |
I find falsehoods in your bonnet. Please discard in appropiate areas.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:22 |
The bee is whistling happily because when he knows that when he gets home he will find his honey.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:28 |
When I heard what that monster was planning to do to those girls, I scratched my head and had another cup of coffee.
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Status: Offline
Points: 7003
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:42 |
I would have escaped if it wasn't for that pesky gooseberry bush!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67458
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 16:45 |
Why would anyone enjoy watching a young woman pooping in her shoe?
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CinemaZebra
Forum Senior Member
Joined: March 13 2010
Location: Ancient Rome
Status: Offline
Points: 6795
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 18:04 |
When those Iranian gorillas had you naked chained naked to a pipe, tiny dingus quivering in fear, and it was what up to me to save you and add a video of a farting squirrel by 3:00, I didn't know if I could do it. But then I did. I shot everyone. And you cried! Remember that? And together, I saved the day. One hell of a day.
Edited by CinemaZebra - July 11 2010 at 18:04
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 21:41 |
Motion is a calamity projected forward through the mind via the anal ducts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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