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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:48 |
Also, teenagers like to dance. If they can dance to something whilst being pissed up on some dodgy alcohol, they'll do it.
So naturally much pop music is suitable for this.
It's a known fact you cannot really dance to metal or prog or any form of music without much rhythm.
Try dancing to Rammstein... it's not easy!
Edited by James - June 05 2010 at 23:49
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:49 |
James wrote:
It's a known fact you cannot really dance to metal.
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But you can headbang to it, sometimes mosh.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:50 |
Yes you can. But it looks stupid. Moshing always makes me giggle though. Oh and guys like to play air guitar... not good if you're on the pull.
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Tarquin Underspoon
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:50 |
rogerthat wrote:
James wrote:
It's a known fact you cannot really dance to metal.
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But you can headbang to it, sometimes mosh.
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If you have a death wish, then I suppose you could try dancing to Raining Blood in and amongst a crowd of angry metal fans...
Drat, here we go on the metal tangent again.....
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:50 |
Tarquin Underspoon wrote:
Well, yes, if melody is "gay" to you, I would say you're not likely to expand your musical horizons too much |
What I've always found hilarious is that if they actually hated melody, they would be listening to Kevin Drumm, John Wiese, and Merzbow, not metal.
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:53 |
Tarquin Underspoon wrote:
If you have a death wish, then I suppose you could try dancing to Raining Blood in and amongst a crowd of angry metal fans...
Drat, here we go on the metal tangent again..... |
It was just a suggestion, neither do I mosh in general nor would I do that in a Slayer show.
James wrote:
Yes you can. But it looks stupid. |
Who cares, it's f***ing metal.
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:53 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
What I've always found hilarious is that if they actually hated melody, they would be listening to Kevin Drumm, John Wiese, and Merzbow, not metal. |
They equate un-melody with distortion and growls, nothing more.
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Tarquin Underspoon
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:56 |
I know what the problem is....they're just frightened of Magma. That's it.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:57 |
They cannot be frightened of something they've never even heard of though.
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:57 |
James wrote:
They cannot be frightened of something they've never even heard of though.
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No, he means Christian Vander looks more brutal than metal.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:58 |
And how metal does Klaus Blasquiz in my signature look?
Mmm.
But I best not digress...
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 05 2010 at 23:59 |
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And how metal does Klaus Blasquiz in my signature look?
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He would make a fine Norwegian, grim, kvlt, frostbitten black metaller actually.
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Tarquin Underspoon
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:00 |
James wrote:
They cannot be frightened of something they've never even heard of though. |
And here lies another question that I alluded to earlier....aren't we all just better off if they leave Magma to us?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:00 |
Some of his vocals for Magma were almost Black Metal in style too...
Anyhow, I'll let this thread get back on topic!
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Synchestra
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:01 |
rogerthat wrote:
James wrote:
And how metal does Klaus Blasquiz in my signature look?
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He would make a fine Norwegian, grim, kvlt, frostbitten black metaller actually.
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Needs more black and white face paint, and a wizard hat. Can't forget the wizard hat!
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:02 |
Yes, but he's got the evil attitude. Ok, that's quite enough about Magma's metal-ness, I guess.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:03 |
But then Rick Wakeman would feel naked. So, did Magma in fact invent Black Metal?
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rogerthat
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:05 |
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NecronCommander
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:36 |
...baaaaaaaack on topic.
I'm one month 18, and I can name probably only 1 or 2 kids in my class of 250 who like prog. I'm more of a prog metalhead (moreso prog than metal), and I have had some success getting some metalhead friends to like some of my progressive stuff (and even then, I know very few people who like metal either, it's all pop, rap, hip-hop, techno, and modern alternative), but my metalhead friends still prefer the likes of bands like Cannibal Corpse, Slipknot, and the Devil Wears Prada
Even though the stuff I listen to is not accessible at all, I still think I'm far more open minded than a lot of my peers. I tried to show one of my friends a Pain of Salvation song (he normally listens to rap and electro-pop) and he pulled out his earbuds after hearing the first two notes. The other day, I was driving one friend to a party, and I was playing Close to the Edge. He ejected the disk after a minute, saying he didn't want to listen to "church music."
Of course, hardly anyone I know is as big into music as I am. I can't really blame them for not being as open if they really aren't too passionate about music, but I don't think it would hurt for them to broaden their horizons a bit.
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Atavachron
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Posted: June 06 2010 at 00:46 |
NecronCommander wrote:
.The other day, I was driving one friend to a party, and I was playing Close to the Edge. He ejected the disk after a minute, saying he didn't want to listen to "church music." | o u c h
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